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"tumblr's the only social media without algorithms!" "you can still be anonymous on tumblr!" "tumblr's so nice because you don't have to show your face!" WRONG tumblr is special because you can have 3000 followers and still get an average of seven likes a post. i'm doing stand up comedy at a packed venue and one person is laughing

Feels like New England is old enough at this point to get its own name. Doesn’t need to depend on Old England for its identity. Maybe you could just spell it differently. Newinglan. Nuwingland. Nuinglân. Nyúanglann.

Take a leaf from Russia's book and call it Greater New England

I mean it is literally bigger than England if you’re not going to give it an original name you could call it Greater England.

theres a new villain roaming around new york that has all the powers of a tapir. give me an hour or two im gonna go google what the fuck tapirs do ill let you know if we need to be scared

OK it seems if you are fruits or berries this is really really bad news for you otherwise youre fine