Thoughts in the Key of Meow

fyi the point of fucking up your data patterns isnt to avoid suspicion. it’s to make EVERYONE suspicious. same logic as the bloc, pals.  protect your comrades, be suspicious. ESPECIALLY if you aren’t doing anything likely to get you arrested.

the state is less omniscient and significantly more incompetent than you’d think. overextend their resources at every possible opportunity.  make them cry wolf repeatedly. run their data analysis agents fucking ragged.  and strike. attack.

YES i’m a postgrad statistics researcher and i can tell you that the state honestly has NO IDEA what to do with the data it collects, it has an obsession with big data but it’s almost impossible to work with in practice. the traditional statistical approaches that are used can’t be scaled up, the adapted approaches are substantially weakened, and the machine learning approaches have the same problems and often tell them nothing. data scientists are only just coming around to these issues too, most still just push on with it anyway - incompetence is the word. above all this though, like you say, the biggest issue for the state is at the point of data collection. they will NEVER get anything useful if they’re collecting shitty messy data. they will eventually figure out that the real solution is working how to collect accurate and meaningful data, we should make it as difficult as possible for them to do that

This makes me think that we need WAAAY more apps that generate junk data

Apps that generate junk data? tell me moooore.

Boy it SURE would be a SHAME if this were SPREAD AROUND for everyone TO SEE

Every other sports league on the planet needs to get their shit together.

… I had no idea that I had always wanted this game.

Are we sure that foxes are canines? Are we sure they aren’t just big stupid cats?

Ugh what a cutie

I NEED IT

I need 12

foxes aren’t canines…

WELL, they’re certainly not felines.

#omg #I knew I had a huge reason for loving foxs #other than #you know #loving fox

on a similar note, hyenas are what happens when there are no dogs so felines fill that niche, Hyenas particularly spotted hyenas are wolfcats

Mine is, bow down to satan and remember you will die

Bow down to Satan and Never Return.

Bow down to the Witch and try necromancy

Free Satan and hack the simulation

Bow Down to your Pain and Be The Nightmare

Sleep with Satan and the Infinite Sadness

I have blue-grey eyes, so depending which version: Feed your Draconian Illuminati Overlords and Kill Your God or Feed the Witch and kill your God

Dance with the Witch and Fuck Off

Dance with the devil and be the nightmare

I completely missed the joke about him being the Rock, I just thought Medusa wouldn’t be able to turn him to stone because he’s too pure and good

i’m a complete and utter dumbass who got dwayne johnson and john cena mixed up so i thought the joke was that medusa can’t see him

i wish the people above a good day. i love and appreciate you and your singular braincell. 

Art by Hector aka shitty watercolor

Pretty fucked up that you, personally, reading this post don’t give equal attention to every tragedy that happens on the planet every day. I heard that you, personally sometimes only hear about things that news sources in your specific cultural sphere pick up on. That’s pretty fucked up of you, personally.

what do you mean your levels of compassion don’t exceed far beyond the parameters of what the human brain is capable of? have you considered trying harder? i am now going to misuse the word empathy and will refuse to see anything ironic about any of this.

if you don’t reblog this, I will engage in guilt-tripping you. I will imply that reblogging this is both the most important and bare minimum thing that you can do to address this recent issue you are just now hearing about. Additionally, I will claim that the media is ignoring this while linking to several news articles from mainstream outlets covering this very issue. I will end with another guilt-trip.

Stay woke

Is this true?

Yeah signal boost because not enough people know about this and seriously FUCK SUSAN G. KOMEN THEY ARE THE ACTUAL WORST

Reblog every time I see it. Roughly once a month.

It’s that time of year again, please remember Komen is the actual worst

Komen For The Cure is pretty much awful.

Signal boosting this

Reblogging from myself because it’s October now

That was record breaking speed.