women are my favorite guy

Quand je raconte une histoire et que des potes qui l’ont déjà entendue commencent une conversation de leur côté.

ask and you shall receive.

i have no comment this is just the funniest fucking thing i’ve seen all day

if you can’t recognize it’s better for society for drunk people to have a way home that doesn’t involve them driving and potentially getting people killed then you just kind of suck actually.

Couldn’t find it so I made another because you’re right that it’s a crime and it’s definitely my duty to remedy it

Thanks tumblr

Not everything is fleeting. Some feelings are deep. The fact it isn’t close to me, that I can understand. But I find it sad it isn’t close to you.

PANSEXUALS GROW FROM THE CEILING

Thank you for being supportive 💙🤍❤️

obi wan, dragging out a chalkboard with a compilation of all the times he said not to trust politicians, direct quotes along the lines of “maybe palpatine should not be allowed council with my underage padawan”, and a big picture of darth sidious in the middle: let’s get started

> disables a new AI fea