[scrolling social media] Who the fuck is Jimothy?
[a brief internet search later] Ahh yes, ok I understand. Jimothy is my religion now.
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Not today Justin
EXPECTATIONS

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#extradirty
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[scrolling social media] Who the fuck is Jimothy?
[a brief internet search later] Ahh yes, ok I understand. Jimothy is my religion now.

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THEY GOT NIGHT MARE FOR $5.99???
That's an ethical question at that point.....
The kid next door (talking toddler age) is playing outside and just wiped out in his Fisher Price car, and I just heard the babysitter say, βoh no, your insurance premium is definitely going to go up!β And the kid who had only been mildly sniffling before made the most confused, but startled sound youβve ever heard.
Just very clearly an attempt at saying, βmy what?β
He straight up forgot about his scraped knee and is now worried about whatever the fuck an insurance premium is.
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day 29
βflockβ
take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me
nope. funkytown again

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The popularity of the "incompetent stupid piece of shit husband and competent wife who loves him anyways" trope in media is a psyop to make women believe its normal to settle for an incompetent stupid piece of shit husband
by Sorajiro
find a frog. befriend him. let him see your vulnerable side. trust him
What is your credit card number
This tweet read me to filth
Yeah, it's time to get this post out again

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everything is okay
i live here
im a person
its okay to make noise
youre allowed to go outside
no one is watching you
being too warm during the day: well, this sucks, but this temperature makes sense because the sun is up, and the sun is making me warm. i am unhappy but logically i can deal with it for now.
being too warm at night: what if i kill everybody.
I got permission from this friend to post this because holy fuck I can't stop laughing
This is the 85 year old creator of Roger Rabbit:
trans unity
Why would you use duct tape to hold hands ?
Wait Iβm a fucking idiot

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"Oh yeah, we have an outdoor Corgi, he just gets so bored cooped up inside all day. He knows to stay off the road. Don't worry, he's way too smart for coyotes and the neighbor's know to look out when they drive past."
"Us? Oh, of *course* our Dachshund sleeps inside- we just let him out in the morning and make sure he comes back for dinner. He just does his own thing, no worries."
"Um, you know it's not humane to keep a chihuahua confined to an apartment? They're dogs, they're natural predators. They need to experience hunting behaviors or they get depressed. No we don't leash ours, he absolutely hates it, we just let him come and go whenever."
Yall get how fucking stupid that sounds, right? So stop letting your goddamn cats get eaten and attacked and infected and hit by cars
A toddler would probably love full unattended access to the neighborhood too, but we don't do that either, do we
It's 2026, "keep your damn pet in a house or in your view" should not be controversial
I had to go on a hunt for this but it was worth it. 100% agree
ironically enough, bringing a plushie to a public setting as an adult requires a tremendous level of emotional development, and attempting to shame an adult for having a plushie in public requires a significant amount of immaturity. this applies to a surprising number of things.