I Will Turn Into a Truck Now

on twitter this got a bunch of responses like “wow even the evil fujoshis? the homophobic yet hypocritically fetishistic ones? what if the fujoshi is racist?” and like well no obviously not in that case.

“shoutout to everybody from new jersey!” “even the new jersey serial killers…?”

avril lavigne's "girlfriend" was truly a hater anthem. like your gf's hole is busted and ik you wanna fuck me. maybe i'll let you lmfao

now why am i seeing "video game music isn't music" as a take

KHAJIT HAS WARES IF YOU HAVE COINE

oh my god i thought theyd never show this in-game

What does one even say to this

“Pspspspspspsp” generally.

There’s actually a quest in ESO where a Khajit asks you to rescue his daughter, with all the above lore fully known you arent too shocked when the evidence suggests his daughter is one of the housecat sized khajit. You later find out however, that he is a literal crazy cat man, his actual daughter finds you, she is humanoid, and explains the ‘daughter’ he wants you to find is just a house cat, and that her father’s cats are the reason her mother and her dont really speak with him anymore. You do still rescue his cat.

potential source for the chart above

one of my creative writing professors once said that to evaluate a work as good or not, first you ask what the work is attempting to do, and then you evaluate how well it does it. and this is how to judge everything from critical essays to romance novels to snack packaging to theory tracts.

[Description: the video is captioned "Find the duck game", and we see several blindfolded women in hijabs groping around an enclosed ring while spectators look on, cheering and laughing . After a few seconds the camera pans so that you can see the duck, who is waddling around, casually yet resolutely resisting capture. Periodically the women collide with each other. They do not find the duck. End ID]

That duck is having the most fun of anyone present.

as a child i assumed that martha’s vineyard was a fancy private vineyard owned by martha stewart and the reason rich people vacationed there was because they were friends with martha