Big Wizaaaard

Why the hell does [tumblr] app have a whopping 3.5gb of cache. What could it possibly be storing.

I’m in there. Hi. Please don’t clear it

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Just finished my placements in overwatch competitive. I hit silver 2 I am going to kill myself.

damn bro. you trash

What’s your Overwatch competitive rank?

i ain’t ever play overwatch a day in my life. i just wanted to spread negativity. merry christmas

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

putting ketchup on fries is too permanent for me … i have to dip . i control the sauce

I wish all the pee came out in one go like a shotgun blast

you just dont get this on other websites

in the TikTok robot lady voice

that being said I'm not actually always opposed to conflict free fluff I am just opposed to the characters having their claws filed down for it. you can stick them in a coffee shop au it should just still feel like you sat the two worst most insane people on earth in a starbucks

The editing of this video is hysterical and genius- they switch between so many editing styles to reflect exactly what kind of thing they're going for in each segment its GREAT.

Until death, all defeat is psychological.

The exclamation point is a nice touch!

texting my coworker “hey! how are you feeling” and reading it 40 times to make sure i didn’t accidentally type how are you sex cum penis ass cum porn 1080p hot cock

i actually can’t relate but LMAO this is hilarious

thanks for laughing anyway

Did I ever talk abt the time i was at a bdsm club and one of the pups was on all fours and barking and being cute and the dom on scene was like “hi puppy! Do you do any tricks?” And he said “I can beatbox!”

I was like. Doubled over incapacitated laughing the entire time. He was really good and a big sweetheart and I felt kinda bad but I couldn’t stop thinking “why the am I getting the beatboxing puppy unskippable cutscene at the bdsm club”