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I need my weird alone time or I will explode

It’s Fourth of July Eve so make sure to leave some milk and cookies out for Captain America

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

Y'all this is a piece of history right here. Every single time you see a reference to a "shovel talk" in fic, defined here as "someone threatening harm to a potential romantic partner of a friend/loved one," it's referencing this scene. This scene specifically. Everywhere else that is not fannish internet, that interaction is referred to a "shotgun talk," referencing the father threatening a daughter's boyfriend with a shotgun. This scene gave a lot of people a chance to reframe that interaction in terms of a protective friend rather than a possessive father, which for a lot of obvious reasons resonated with people a whole fucking lot, and it immediately spread like wildfire into fannish and then general internet lexicon. I've seen people try and backronym it into an extension of the shotgun talk, as in, "I've got a shotgun and a shovel to bury you with," but I've asked a lot of rednecks from a lot of different necks of the woods and no one has ever encountered that variant in brickspace life. It's all Buffy, babey. This shit is linguistic history in the making.

#OUGH THE LAST COUPLE OF PARAGRAPHS. YEAH #i do think it's so interesting how a lot of fans really swallow grace's whole 'i'm just a silly little science lapdog' schtick. #in the book it's more clear how much that's bullshit #but even in the movie stratt still calls him on it! #'if you would truly care about the children‚ or anyone else for that matter‚ you’d get on that ship.' #and i think maybe in the book she's harsher about it #('you're a coward and you always have been') #but in the movie it really comes across how disappointed she is in him for not. like. #rising to the occasion. doing the right thing even when it's hard. #which he already told her he wasn't gonna do. he's been saying all along he's a failure #because if you give people low expectations from the start then maybe they won't ask too much of you #but i think she (both book and movie stratt) was really hoping he'd help shoulder some of her burden and her guilt #instead of adding to it. via @grimark

I’m building a dnd class rn called “Just Some Guy” and the whole thing is that they are just supremely bad at combat and ability checks the whole time. at level 20 u get an ability called “Fucking Finally” where u get the level 1 abilities of another class. ur hit dice are d4s and the only thing u have proficiency in is improvised weapons. this is the funniest thing I’ve done in a hot minute

immortality as theft (you have to steal life from something else) immortality as parasitism (there is something else inside You that is keeping you alive and you become less of yourself more and more the longer it stays in you) immortality as violence (everything is trying to kill you because everything is supposed to die and the universe will always try to find a way to right the wrong that is You) you understand

Like to charge, reblog to cast?

things are especially hard for me on account of my big brown eyes & correct opinions on everything

number one rule! never believe ur thoughts after 10 pm . unless its about The Character then believe all of your thoughts wholeheartedly

Hey! Anybody who does cosplay/buys fabric- WHERE DO YOU BUY IT FROM??? I’m getting into cosplay but Joann’s is closed and I can’t find many other places that sell fabric!!