M' brain's mush

This was shared as a "bad" joke but I was so charmed by it I've been thinking about it for days.

Genuflect: to bend the knee or touch one knee to the floor in reverence or worship Querulous: full of complaints; complaining Threnody: a poem, speech, or song of lamentation, especially for the dead; dirge; funeral song Evacipate: a fake scrabble word used in the movie Primer. Fake meaning = to undo the consequences of your actions by changing the original circumstances; to erase your own history Prescient: knowledge of things or events before they exist or happen; having foresight Stochastic: of or relating to a process involving a randomly determined sequence of observations each of which is considered as a sample of one element from a probability distribution Estivation: summer hibernation Alveola: a small cavity, cell, or pit on the surface of an organ (often the lungs) (plural = alveoli) Antiphrasis: the use of a word in a sense opposite to its proper meaning Calumnious: slanderous, defamatory Prolix: extended to great, unnecessary, or tedious length; long and wordy Probity: honesty, integrity Accismus: an ironic rhetorical device, in which one feigns indifference, or makes a pretense of refusing something one desires Viridescent: greenish Bivouac: a usually temporary encampment under little or no shelter Eigengrau: the dark grey seen behind the eyelids Prevarication: to deviate from the truth Insouciant: nonchalant Prurient: marked by or arousing an immoderate or unwholesome interest or desire (sexual desire especially) Execrable: detestable, wretched Oleaginous: oily Zugzwang: the necessity of moving in chess when all options are to one's disadvantage Exegesis: exposition, explanation Pleach: interlaced or plaited trees Meretricious: tastelessly showy and falsely attractive; pretentious Harridan: an ill-tempered scolding woman Flensing: to strip off blubber or skin Sibilant: having, containing, or producing the sound of or a sound resembling that of the s or the sh in sash Puerile: juvenile, childish Verisimilar: having the appearance of truth; probable Ebullient: boiling, agitated; liveliness and enthusiasm Commensalism: a relation between two kinds of organisms in which one obtains food or other benefits from the other without damaging or benefiting it Dubitative: tending or given to doubt; expressing doubt Sophistry: subtly deceptive reasoning or argumentation Importunate: troublesomely urgent; overly persistent in request or demand Perfidious: treacherous, disloyal Tyronic: amateurish Imperious: arrogant, domineering Supercilious: coolly and patronizingly haughty Sinistral: left-handed; or relating to the direction of the whorls on a gastropod shell Vociferous: marked by or given to vehement insistent outcry Shibboleth: a word or saying used by adherents of a party, sect, or belief and usually regarded by others as empty of real meaning; a truism or platitude Vituperative: uttering or given to censure: containing or characterized by verbal abuse Parochial: of or relating to a church parish Sotto voce: under the breath, in an undertone (in a stage whisper kind of way) Perspicuity: plain to the understanding, especially because of clarity and precision of presentation Perspicacity: acuteness of perception, discernment, or understanding Oblique: not straightforward; indirect; obscure; hence, disingenuous; underhanded; perverse; sinister Panegyric: formal or elaborate praise; or a eulogistic oration or writing Zeitgeber: an environmental agent or event (such as the occurrence of light or dark) that provides the stimulus setting or resetting a biological clock of an organism (“time giver”) Suprachiasmatic nucleus: the part of the brain which acts as a biological clock and measures light input Inchoate: not fully formed Ululate: to howl or wail, especially in two short sounds Concomitant: conjoined or co-occurring

3 year old vs 5 month old

- people are still wearing jaguar print. I like this. don’t let it die

ohhh okay! amendment: cars will actively try to kill you for being small and made of flesh, instead of cool and metal like them

Sister, keep that to yourself or make your own goddamn post, you are ignoring that woman’s central concern and belittling her, you don’t even think you’re doing it. Formerly childfree women who ended up having children and loving it are like detransitioners in the sense that there is nothing inherently wrong with changing your mind about having children or realizing you were mistaken about your gender identity but immediately weaponizing your indecision to tell people that the barriers to healthcare and the violations of their bodily autonomy and the way society ignores that person’s wishes is actually okay because you were wrong. Some people do know themselves.

https://blinkies.cafe

this post really attracted the lamest people in the fucking world

i am motivated by wanting the other person to know i am friendly, so i have gotten pretty decent at small talk when i used to hate it.

I’m watching season one simpsons

NO MORE MANLY TANK x WAIFISH BOTTOM HEALER WE ARE MAKING THAT TWINK DRAW AGGRO

it’s because of the curse

cleaning with mama

against all odds