SincereVioletDragonfly

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried

dawn dimmadome? wife of doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome?

actually she took the dimmadome in the dimmadivorce

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

For those confused, these were made to line the tomb of the Great Khan Todd Howard and serve as his eternal vanguard as his spirit assails the gates of Heaven to reclaim his stolen Godhood

Mercury is the most charismatic substance in the universe. Like, there are a lot of things that historical scholars have been wrong about, but you usually understand why; flawed hypotheses, inadequate measuring tools, half-truths, secondary factors that muddy the results. But people across Eurasia saw that shit and just assumed it must be the key to immortality, despite a mercury tonic being literally the opposite of an immortality potion. And they kept trying it despite all obvious evidence. Taoists burned through emperors like lab rats. No other metal has this much rizz