Adam: Your older brother. Abel. He's dead.
Adams third child, Seth: What is that?
Adam: I don't know. This is new for me too.
Eve: I think "dead" is what happens to dinnerbeasts.
Seth:
Eve: We might have to dinner him.
i don't do bad sauce passes
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Adam: Your older brother. Abel. He's dead.
Adams third child, Seth: What is that?
Adam: I don't know. This is new for me too.
Eve: I think "dead" is what happens to dinnerbeasts.
Seth:
Eve: We might have to dinner him.

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reblog if you too are bi and confused or support othersā right to be bi and confused
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i love when characters make choices that i, the author, did not authorize. like excuse me. who gave you free will.
writing dialogue for Astarion in like a normal text editor is very difficult actually because it feels like all his dialogue should be created with WordArt

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Tara after Gale met Elminster in end of Act 1
A lil warm up doodle after my break :')
Thriller-themed party! š¦š©ø
(Still figuring out photo modeš )
Short Comic 004: Myrkul/ Kitty <3
I'm unsure whether it was a bug, or if that's just how the game is, but I find it hilarious that Myrkul in Baldur's Gate 3 isn't (or at least wasn't) immune to the familiar cat's distracting meow.
To save time, I haven't really used references for these short comics before, until now. I only had a vague memory of what Myrkul looked like, so I plucked a reference of him, the mind flayer colony, and Lae'zel from the BG3 wiki. Though the drawings are more and more half-assed each panel so that I could finish the pages in time.
Spent four and a half hours in total on today's short comic.
Starring characters are Myrkul of the dead three, a familiar cat, and Lae'zel, though she doesn't really look all that much like Lae'zel.
The font for sure wasn't the right choice though, but I didn't take the time to find a more Myrkul-like font. Maybe next time.
I really gotta play Baldur's Gate 3 again soon. When I meet Myrkul, I'll make sure to check if he's still into cats.
Jarvis, pull up that variable meme.
iām reminded of the developer of a mapping software who had a variable named ālegend_handlesā that got refactored into āleg_handles,ā āleg_hands,ā and finally āfeetā
"how do you feel about labels as a queer person?"
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Drew Astarion like a La vie Parisienne cover
Itās not a Discworld joke unless you read it, donāt parse it as a joke, and then carry on with your life for ten years until someone stops you to say something like āItās a pavlovian response because the dog ate a pavlovaā and you scream Terryās name with enough indignant rage you hope it rattles the pillars of the multiverse so wherever his soul is heāll hear it.
#i donāt think this is what pterry meant by āa manās not dead while his name is still spokenā
I absolutely think it is
I read Jingo for the first time when I was 13.
Iām 33 now, and I still discover a new joke every time I reread it.
Terry was a comedic genius
#shoutout to the one in Soul Music about the leopard that got thrown out of the circus because it couldn't hear the ringmaster#it was several months after my second or third time reading the book that I clocked it was a Deaf LeopardĀ (via @morkaischosen)
god DAMMIT
When I was informed that āVetinariā is a pun on āMediciā. That pun was so painful I couldnāt even see it.
...are you FUCKING KIDDING ME.
*starts thunderously knocking on the doors of heaven*
get out here Terry I just wanna talk
Twurpās Peerage made me throw a book (gently) at a wall.
In the UK, the book of the peerage is called Burkeās Peerage. Burke sounds like berk, which means a silly/annoying person. So Terry tookĀ ātwerpā, another word for a silly or annoying person, and replaced the e with u.Ā
The Book of Silly and Annoying People, based on the real thing with a pun on the name thrown in for good measure.
OMG I FUCKING *KNEW* VETINARI WAS A JOKE ON FUCKONG SOMETHING I JUST COULDNT GRASP IT. I THOUGHT IT WAS A REFERENCE TO WIND SOMEHOW
I am not a talented punster so I was today old when I realised about Vetinari.
guys it's fucking close to water
Latinclass ca. 9th grade: the text we had to translate contained the words trans means "on the other side of" or in german it can be translated to "über/ hinüber". Also silvas; silvanis means "the forest" or in german "der Wald".
Trans silvas very simply translated into german would be über den Wald
Trans silvas -> Transsilvanien -> Ćberwald
My latin teacher gave me a very weird look as I suddenly facepalmed myself and groaned quietly.
The Venturi and Selachii feud is what killed me when I got it.
The Venturi Effect is a scientific term referring to the acceleration of a liquid through a narrow tube (like a jet).
Selachii is a classification of sharks. (I discovered this when my stepson got really into sharks)
... fucking HELL Terry.
In Carpe Jugulum, Count Magpyr boasts of having helped write the Malleus Maleficarum, along with the Torquus Simiae Maleficarum, the Auriga Clavium Maleficarum, and in fact the entire Arca Instrumentorum.
The Malleus Maleficarum is a very real, very nasty and absolutely batshit insane book from late 15th-century Germany, basically laying out the procedure for catching, torturing, and executing witches. Its title translates to The Hammer of Witches. The other titles are Pratchett's inventions.
Malleus = "hammer" Torquus Simiae = "monkey wrench" Auriga Clavium = "bucket of nails" Arca Instrumentorum = "box of tools"
I was today years old...

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Pondering and hatching - bg3 comic Lae'zel , Karlach, Astarion
lae'zel comic check haha
I hope you enjoyed
hey just so you know, op of that post you reblogged let the dogs out :/
who?
who?