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2021 is the year I finally get my shit together

2022 is the year I finally get my shit together

2023 is the year I finally get my shit together

op is more dedicated to update this post than op is in getting shit done and it shows

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Then bring me luck

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

enough posting about your blorbos. we need to talk about the reality rift

“i could fix him.” GIRL COULD YOU FIX THE REALITY RIFT ???

guy who turns into a glass of milk when he gets angry and girl who turns into a plate of cookies when she's upset having a bitter argument with each other next to the chimney on christmas eve at 11:59 pm

#2735641 original posts remain

it’s like perfect pitch but paint

(hears a song lyric) this would make a great all-lower case fanfiction title

(hears a song lyric) wait, i’ve seen this as an all-lower case fanfiction title

i was not built for college but unfortunately i was also not built for anything else

the first post ever on tumblr

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

reblog this because it shows up every blue moon

Huh, apparently this is the first Tumblr post ever made. Cool!

Hello again old friend

Huh. Didn’t know it was on tumblr THAT early. Though it’s DEFINITELY been around and kicking for a looooong time

hello there o’ holy one

REBLOG THIS BEAUTY FOR ****’S SAKE

i used to be so picky about what i post and reblog but it’s just slowly deteriorated into a state of “why not”

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

This post is immaculate

This is one of my favourite things to look at

holy shit this stuff is back

The Gravity Falls one though

IT GOT BETTER

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

Never not reblog

IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.

Oh my God, there are so many new ones

Friggin, yis

Always reblog.

IT HAS EVOLVED

The legend marches on…

BEWARE THE MAGIC OF HATS

JDNXHSBSBF

I T ‘ S  B A C K 

a classic meme from when the world was less of a tire fire

ITS ON MY BLOG YESSSS

THIS IS WONDERFUL.

DO IT!

the creepiest part of having a bad memory is being unsure if things you remember happened or not. is it a memory? or a dream? or something you saw on TV as a kid? did it happen at all? and will you ever know?