overthinking with my heart.

Santana: I have a date Friday night but I'll make sure your birthday is the after party.

Finn: dude, I'm always in for a party.

Finn: Also just wanted to say I wasn't involved in the wine thing. I mean, I saw it happen, but I didn't do it.

Blaine: Awesome!

Sam: I'm TOTALLY there! your place is def turning into the party house and i LOVE that :D

Sam: Also TOTES to the red wine thing 'cause I ended up getting stained thighs last time which put a damper on wearing booty shorts for a WHOLE week.

Blaine: Yay! I'm so glad you'll be there ♥ Do you wanna spend the night here as well?

Blaine: I think this is going to be my last party there for a while actually - but you are ALWAYS welcome to come over of course.

Brittany: You're really turning into a regular old party boy, Anderson. No need for that fake ID soon.

Blaine: I'm afraid this regular old party boy is going to retire soon - or at least go on a little hiatus. It was fun though!

Blaine: Part of me feels like I still haven’t fully recovered from Miami, but it’s my birthday this Saturday and you only turn 21 once, so I’m throwing a party! Same place as last time.

sam: THEY HAD A KID? Kittenboy makes me think of those people that dress up like cats and have sexy times with a tail in their bootyholes.

sam: Maybe we can EASE you in with some other kinda free food that doesnt come from a dumpster. There's an old thrift store that gives out free lunch to people who help organize the new stuff that comes in! The best part is being able to get free pickin's of the stuff that they can't sell! Maybe we can find a REAL carpet to ride on!

sam: That is honestly the most romantic thing anyone has EVER said to me ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

blaine: Not officially! But that's what my costume looked like! It was basically just Robin with cat ears.

blaine: Now that you mention it.... it kind of does. I swear it was completely innocent though, and I definitely don't have one of those tails. Just the cat ears. But now I understand why the Cheerios once voted me 'most likely to join a fetish club' during a drunk game of 'most likely to'...

blaine: I'd love to help sometime! Are you sure they wouldn't mind, though? I wouldn't want to steal a meal from someone who really needs it. Or I could just pay for it? Or bring some groceries?

blaine: But YES let's try to find a carpet!

Quinn: Who /didn't/ get that damn text!

Quinn: Bring wine. Lots of wine. Please.

Quinn: What if someone tells my parents?

Blaine: One step ahead of you! ♥🍷

Blaine: I know that's a terrifying thought, but I don't think anyone actually will.

Sam: I really did NOT do it on purpose. Being good at secrets is one of the things I'm the best at. Secrets, waterless swimming and one person dance crew moves.

Sam: But Yes please to the cookies ♥

Blaine: I know. And I'm sure Quinn knows that too. She's just terrified that her parents are going to find out now, so I think she's just going to need some time.

Blaine: Cookies it is ♥

Santana: Are you serious? That's amazing, thank you! I can't wait to tell Finn.

I do. And as a hopeless romantic, I know that tends to happen to me pretty easily and maybe even a little too often, but I just... really, really like him.

Santana: So what did you think of Finn and I's performance of Exile on Monday?

Sam: I kinda accidently sort of sent it to everyone. Even my grammy..

Sam: Do you have any soap that washes off badness? 'Cause I feel like the worst person alive on earth.

Blaine: Oh God, Sam...

Blaine: I don't, but I do have homemade cookies if that helps?

Blaine: Quinn? Are you okay? I got Sam's text...

How is Spring Break already over? In order to get me through the plane trip back to Lima, I’m going to need all of your Miami stories, spare nothing.

So we’re not just going to pretend this week never happened? Because that was sort of my plan.

Sam: YOOO QUINN! Do you think I could borrow some of ur fancy soap? I used all mine last night to bubble up my bod for that party and now I smell like butt

Sam: Also, did you say something to Britt about being nice to me? We hung out and she didn't even kick me in the nutz. You must be a MASTER at the scissor Olympics so like.. thanks! Congrats on your sex for YOU and cousin bonding time for me! :D

Sam: It's Sammy btw ♥

Blaine: Sorry but this is Blaine!

Blaine: Please tell me I'm the only one you sent this to?