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Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

one of my least favourite things about this website. "op have you considered that [the thing op was saying]"

[ID: Tags from @/dominicpage, reading, in caps: "LOL OP you're so right [exact opposite message of post] Like literally" /End ID]

people will act like a character being a little bit of a cunt sometimes is a flaw and not a positive trait but they are wrong

this is my one wild and precious life fucckkkkkkk fuckkkkkk fucckcckkkkkkk

i am firmly of the belief that some of the teeth harrow carries around are gideon's btw. that girl is creepy enough to have stolen and kept gideon's baby teeth when they were children, and it's canon that one or two have been knocked out while fighting. harrow is beating the shit out of gideon with her own teeth. she has griddle teeth jewelry. and idk. maybe that's romance.

A likely thing to say about the Asht brothers

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Gideon punching Babs is so funny from Harrow's perspective. Imagine you have this weird untrained dog you keep chained up in your back garden and like to kick, and it has never known a kind word or a loving touch. And you bring it outside for the first time in its life, and almost immediately it bites an annoying poodle owned by the wealthy powerful family that you hate. And you know that you really should scold it, because maintaining a diplomatic relationship with this family is important, but instead you pat it on the head and tell it that it should have finished the job.

after people telling me to read it non-stop for several years straight. I’ve read gideon the ninth over the course of an insane 48 hours. I’ve basically done nothing but read, eat, and sleep that entire time. my dyslexic ass brought that book with me to queer comedy night to read before the show and during intermission. it’s caused such a level of permanent psychic damage that I swear I should’ve been given some kind of medical warning. everything in my life reminds me of her and I fear it will forever. not to be dramatic but literally help

genuinely if the library doesn’t get me harrow the ninth asap I fear I may explode. sorry

pyrrha-wake-g1deon has to be the most enchanting love triangle in literary history. what if St. Joseph and the angel Gabriel were best friends willingly(?) and half-unknowingly trapped in one body for 10,000 years and they were tearing through the universe at the command of a false god leading a bastardized roman empire. what if they were sent on a mission to assassinate rebel commander Mary and the three of them got bound up in the most insane murder torture twosome threesome politically problematic sexcapades known to man. and then Mary stole god's sperm to artificially inseminate herself so that she could suicide mission sacrifice the baby at the altar of genocide. so of course they killed her (for the first time, more to come) and accidentally dumped little baby Jesus figure on Pluto because St. Joseph (??) thought she might be theirs. and St. Joseph is a woman. tlt dares to ask. and it's set dressing.

Nona the Ninth says important things like "even in the cruelest most broken world love can still matter" and "righteous fury is still fury and can be so destructive" and "mass suicide cancelled I forgot there was a dog"

fiction can be really dangerous there might be a deeply tragic woman in there who starts living in your head forever

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

ortus nigenad’s “My lady, I follow your every order… I will accept your chidings gratefully. I will watch you slay whomsoever you feel the need to slay, and I will sponge the blood from your brow… but when I lay me down to sleep, I am a fully grown man who is allowed to feel precisely what I want, about anything I want” has me feeling colum asht in this chili’s tonight