da goblin king

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anything above 5’6 is NOT a “short king” you stupid bastards

“he’s so small” that man is 5’9. show some fucking decorum. class. use common sense

transgender clowns taking jesterdiol

okay, skeletons have xylophones, demons have fiddles, ghosts have theremins and vampires have pipe organs. but what of the humble werewolf? what instrument does she get for her very own?

werewolf is on vocals. Awoo :)

this is the only instance of someone writing a tumblr image description of a funny image that actually captures the essence of the image

(i pull my pair of tiny binoculars away from my eyes and lean over to my partner as we watch the opera from the upper left balcony) i say darling this singer is slaying absolute penis

Everyone joking about “scaring off the twitters” and “firing shots into the air to keep rent low” but few doing their part. Post homestuck.

A wizard in real life

he's casting spells

having offline colleagues is really funny because I had one of them say to me did you know people write their own stories about Star Wars? like they don’t publish it they just post it online for free? And I’m like yeah man that’s nuts right

forget medieval peasants dying after drinking mountain dew if I told my extremely normie office colleagues about the brony cum jar they would be sent to the hospital

Sorry I can’t hangout tonight I’m due to descend into madness

“I want what she’s on.” The spectrum??

hey guys idk if you know this but if you don't sleep or eat your mental health gets worse