...to see with eyes unclouded by hate...

Important!

they hate me for my flat facial expressions and inability to contribute to conversations

Harry du Bois would say this.

"stop being performative and go do something actually communist" AND THE SECOND THING THEY LISTED IS "GO TO A GAY BAR"?????

The Café Central in Vienna circa 1913?

i love taking care of others, i really do, but sometimes i wish someone would take care of me

cracker being considered a slur on twitch is wild. such a harmless word but I guess some white people are soft and brittle.. reminds me of one of my favorite snack foods

Graham Cracker down

I wish all Black girls a clear shot at this world. I wish all Black girls a full belly. I wish all Black girls a respite from their many troubles. I wish all Black girls nothing but grace, prosperity, and ease. Black girls I am hoping for your continued safety and success every single day.

I’m normal. Ask me anything. I’ll show you.

should i make chilli tonight? i don't have any chillis tho but everything else

Jerk off into a jalapeño

asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.

Evil hentai scientist voice: Now that I've captured you, I'm going to transform you into a dick girl sex servant with my experimental aphrodisiac! Mwahaha!!! Wait. Why do you already have a dick? Have you been captured before? Was it the guy with tentacle arms? He's been stealing test subjects from me ever since we went to hentai science school together. That bastard.

I’m normal. Ask me anything. I’ll show you.

I've got a headache, but I don't want to get up to take painkillers. What do I do?

You’re going to get a drill press and a 3/8” flat bottom forstner bit, and you’re going to verrrrry gently trepan yourself.

I genuinely wonder if she deactivated or this.

Deactivation would have the suffix -deactivated followed by the date. This is deletion by Tumblr.

I suggest getting angrier about misogyny.

"at least be nice about-" no. Girl. Kill him over it. We're done. It's been centuries of this bullshit since time immemorial and he hasn't learned. Obliterate him.

making a hitchcock-esque one-take thriller about a guy who can't accept his girlfriend dumped him. calling it cope

What's obsession

You smoked dog weed