hey it's me :•)

let me go heat up my slop of the week #myslopoftheweek

"I am the Sword of God" is like easily top 10 things to declare immediately before doing something really stupid that will probably injure you

i don't "date" and i don't "chill" and i don't "hang out." i make pacts. i swear oaths. i forge unbreakable bonds. this makes me a cool breezy person to take on road trips et cetera

Everybody in the club Yield to my will

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

it has always been a dream of mine to relax

it’s just not possible

THAR SHE BLOWS!! A LIFTED BLACK FORD F150 WITH TINTED WINDOWS. PASSENGER PRINCESS, GET THE HARPOONS!!!!!

maybe i am normal just in a new and marvelous sort of way

they call me the flower enjoyer

Handshake show me Jobs For Yearners. Jobs for Loyal Hounds Near Me

you only like me for who I am

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

in charcuterie city, you'll always be cheesed to meet your friends

I hate charcuterie city I want to go somewhere else

this is all that's left.

this is all that's left.

omg if i was an oracle i would be LYYYYYINGGGG

(me ever since I was 12) okay I actually need to get it together now