hey it's me :•)

they told me not to get lost in the weeds, but these are lush, beautiful, and ecologically necessary native plants so it's probably fine

The lads at the skate park cant believe my latest stunt: pop shove-it while cracking a creme brulee. “teach us the Amelie”, they beg. i wont

let's all have a fun time looking up new words when we encounter them to see what they mean before incorporating them into our vocabularies

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

i agree with british people when they say fooking ell

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

so ive been thinking again and it's not going great

I ❤️gossip I ❤️eavesdropping I ❤️asking nosy questions I❤️ looking for and acquiring information. On account of my curious and inquisitive nature #mynature

hey.. two people were asking about you… so i gave them your address and phone number… their names were Skeletal Warrior and Skeletal Ice Mage

You guys would tell me if the bell was tolling for me, right?

i have no interest in making it Anywhere but my bed

leaving a bad review of The Art of War on Amazon so my enemies don't buy it

Actually the monkeys have unionised. That's their circus now.

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich