hey it's me :•)

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

i agree with british people when they say fooking ell

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

so ive been thinking again and it's not going great

I ❤️gossip I ❤️eavesdropping I ❤️asking nosy questions I❤️ looking for and acquiring information. On account of my curious and inquisitive nature #mynature

hey.. two people were asking about you… so i gave them your address and phone number… their names were Skeletal Warrior and Skeletal Ice Mage

You guys would tell me if the bell was tolling for me, right?

i have no interest in making it Anywhere but my bed

leaving a bad review of The Art of War on Amazon so my enemies don't buy it

Actually the monkeys have unionised. That's their circus now.

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

music is literally so songs as fuck and dont you forget it