hey it's me :•)

There should be blood-sacrifices to the great sun god Belanus at Pride

"Should kink be allowed at Pride?" Druids should be allowed to read the future in the entrails of slain men at Pride

Livin la penis smoka

omg did you seriously invite the torturer 😐

ne if i was sonic: Eggman if you dont release those animals I'm going to fucking kill you. I'm going to straight up murder you. You're genuinely just going to die. I hate you

at least the colour green exists

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

sorry for putting you in a glass jar with a twig and a leaf i thought you would like it

i wont worry about it i say to myself with the always worried disorder

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

honestly wasn’t expecting one of the best parts of the sexy vampire season to be a young former grad student deeply and platonically connecting with a retired old man over civic duty and go karts

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge

im a protected species you fucking asshole

It's nice that loud noises don't stick to clothes like smells do. That would be really bad if they did.

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too