todays bird
Sade Olutola
Acquired Stardust
cherry valley forever
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Product Placement
titsay
izzy's playlists!
Three Goblin Art
Misplaced Lens Cap
#extradirty
Cosmic Funnies
Janaina Medeiros
Stranger Things
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
One Nice Bug Per Day
Not today Justin
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@cattinytoebeans
You don’t have to know what your sexuality is. You don’t have to know what your gender is. There isn’t a test that you need to prepare for. Sometimes these things are confusing and the only answers you have are “not straight / cis.” Don’t beat yourself up over not knowing.
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a lot of fic leaning into the whole ilya is a horny motherfucker who wants to fuck all the time and shane is like prissy about it like No we can’t because X Y and Z and not nearly enough fic depicting the opposite
“shane wouldn’t let ilya hit it during-”
shane would let ilya hit if the roof blew off their house and they started tumbling through a tornado over the rainbow
shane would let ilya hit if someone seriously sat him down and said there is a 5% chance you will die the next time a dick is inside you he is taking those odds
shane would let ilya hit if his whole extended family dead and alive were asleep in the house he would simply tell ilya to muffle him into the pillow
shane would let ilya hit on stage behind a curtain being held up by one single thread
ilya could break both his legs and arms and he’d be like well shame we can’t fuck and shane would put on his big Yuna Hollander Patented lets-solve-this-problem eyes and go We WILL make it work.
Me @ all the characters in fiction
actually no, we're not "dating". we're bound together for infinity. like the stars. so, fuck you, actually.
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To anyone who is having a bad day, I give you this hamster wearing a flower hat.
This post is now ten years old and still circulating. It has outlived countless generations of hamsters and the entire Trump administration, and people still pass it around because this one photographer a decade ago decided to put a little goodness into the world, and it makes me so happy
no one follows the trees warning
You know the parable about how the foolish man built his house upon sand and the wise man built his house upon rock and it’s always about having a sturdy foundation well there is also the fact of location which is that the sand probably used to be rock except it’s been eroded to sediment because it’s a FUCKING FLOODPLAIN
I feel like a dumbass, but @rapidashmascot just revolutionised my understanding of that parable.
My family quotes that parable loudly every time another planned housing community on a former floodplain gets inundated with water.
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the pain is neverending...........but so is the swag 🫡
i’m sorry i can’t be him
When you realize your friend is a geek
where’s his fuckin oscar i swear to god
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beds are honestly such a prime human creation. sleeping on a nice flat soft surface with a nice blankey & big pillows. even other animals get on human beds and are like this fucks!! and won't get off. forget the wheel forget electricity the invention of the bed wins best human creation on this planet earth
