I like my beef chunky

She just fuckin rolled it up

laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!

i trusted you

Do not trust people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people

THE ORIGINAL?!?!?!?!?!

I DIDNT CHECK TH E SONG FULLY BEFORE POSTING THIS I FUCKED UP

I would like to state for the record i’ve ignored this post the last 50 times i’ve seen it bc i thought it would be some hyper cutsie anime girl voice and i’m overjoyed to report it is instead Weapons Grade Miku complete with war horns that fuck

Yes

it’s Out Of Touch Leap Day! you won’t be able to celebrate this until 2052 so celebrate while you can

Pets love to show up like Hello i am Mystery Wet :)

HEADS UP AGAIN 2 HOURS LATER THIS IS BASICALLY DONE it looks ugly as shit but has a Reaper follow-along tutorial & tons of links. i hope this is helpful!!!

In her infinite wisdom mother nature gave the humble pistol shrimp a delightfully colorful shell and a plasma cannon to destroy its enemies

mother nature did this to samus aran too

a 12 pack of dr pepper is like a monkeys paw but instead of 3 wishes you get 12 and you can only wish for a can of dr pepper

i survived because the “we’re so back” inside me burned brighter than the “it’s so over” around me