I'm your friendly neighborhood washing machine :)

THE INTERVIEWS FOR THIS TOUR ARE GONNA BE DEVASTATING

it's the opening night of the hard launch tour. you take your seat as the pre-show Playlist plays. eventually, the 2009 song blares through the speakers. everyone is screaming and crying all of the lyrics. the next song is welcomed to the black parade. near the end of the song, a screen on the stage is blacklit. the sillohuettes of 2 figures walk towards each other. one of them is holding a flag. as they meet in the middle, they embrace and kiss. phannies are fainting left and right. those who remain conscious start chanting "phan is real!!!!!" as the screen lifts you realize that the two people are phil....and.....and....a woman????? phil is making out with a woman and holding the straight pride flag????????? phil screams "we weren't meant to see that!!" and the power shuts off. the doors lock. no one can escape.

I love ego renegade boy bc it takes the anti transmasc rhetoric of ‘how could you kill a beautiful girl’ ‘we’re mourning our daughter’ and says yeah I killed your daughter. and it was cool as fuck. I injected her with lethal chemicals aka my testosterone shot. I’m gonna make a music video about it.

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

Hell yeah moon holiday

Ooh coming up we should celebrate

PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)

MOON DAY MOON DAY MOON DAY

moon day is 20th July!!!

Scheduling this a day earlier to remind you all and myself about the Moon Day tomorow!

Happy moon day to all who celebrate

This is your reminder to prep for Moon Day on July 20th.

Moon day Monday is SOON!!!!!

Moon day Monday is here!!!

Dan and Phil come to Budapest being gay is legal now

PAINTING!!! THIS IS A PAINTING

CHAT THIS IS A PAINTING!!!

I went over this post twice before realising. I was like "oh it's just set up like a still life painting, right". NO IT'S FUCKING NOT!

the anniversary of library paste man’s death is in four days.

One hundred and ten years ago to the day. Amazing. Incredible.

RIP😔🙏📚🍯

If senshi wins this I'll try to come out to my mom

LETSSSSSSSSSSSSS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKIIIIINGGGGGGGGGGG GOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! (I'm gonna come out to her tomorrow it's the middle of night for me at the time of typing this)

Good luck!