dampon♡phad

they keep mentioning lady and the tramping random food and im starting to think that may just be how they eat everything

post hiatus pre hl dan was so interesting bc that bitch would literally go “phil eats ass” like he was telling us the time but the moment phil asks “when do you dream about me?” he starts to blush stutter sweat shake voice quivering etc.

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

*leaves

where are you going

nothing prepared me for the intimacy of phil knowing dan has a birth mark on his back. like yeah of course he knows but the fact that dan himself was confused cause it’s a part of himself he can’t see…yet phil has observed