darling we are

btw it is ok if your fav has no ass. You don’t have to pretend that they have an ass. It is ok. It is ok to find someone with no ass attractive.

everyones trying to divine rpf proof from like wow they looked at each other in a joint interview or performed for a crowd together the real rpf proof is when they stop speaking to each other

parasocial about dan and phil not in an intense or creepy way but in the sense that i keep one of their photocards in my wallet and when people ask who they are i say “my cousins” and when they ask why the photo is holographic i say “kill yourself”

“they’re just looking at each other” you could not begin to understand the complexities involved in looking at each other

dan referring to phil in his coming out video: Actual Soulmate phil referring to dan in his coming out video: people spending the night

dan and phil being introduced to the concept of having a best friend that isn’t your partner: a scandal! a betrayal! this is basically cheating! what would you even call such a thing?????? your platonic third?!???!!!?!