I'm An Adult, I Guess

this post had everything I could hope for

ma'am, I'm going to place you on a brief hold while I look for a reaction image

"only a poor artisan blames his tools" is such bullshit, in almost every imaginable line of work the quality of the tools you have access to plays a massive role in the quality of the end product, sometimes in excess of the role played by individual skill! For example, some people have to code in javascript

also: when someone is being shitty, just act like you don't understand what they mean. make them explain it. make them explain it in detail. Eventually they will get to a level of blatantness that they can't justify, and you can hit them with the classic weirded-out look and a good old fashioned "okay..." or "i don't know, that seems like a weird thing to care about."

especially effective in a group of people. No one wants to be Brandon, guy at lunch who just embarrassed himself in front of everyone by trying to justify his weirdly conservative beliefs.

i think censoring subtitles is actually ableism

big fan of the way moles sit in dirt with their arms out like they’re in a hot tub

stab scene intimacy coordinator

The thing about Miss Piggy is that she kind of has a Roger Rabbit comedy superpower where she wins nearly any conceivable fight she's in. But unlike other characters of which that's true, like say, Bugs Bunny, who tend to win because they make the opponent play the game with their rules, Miss Piggy wins because the joke is that she can beat the shit out of literally anybody.

you’ve heard of vitamin B, now get ready for bee vitamins

whoever tells u different brushes won't fix ur drawing is fucking lying. sometimes (many times) it really is your instrument and if u feel like it is then go find yourself something nicer to work with..... mwah and good luck