my soul would sing of metamorphoses

they should invent a term for shipping were I don't think they should be in a romantic relationship however I believe they are each others parasite and separating them is not an option

get a room. ok now get another room. now a few more. now add a roof and a door. yay house yay

Ad blocking/reporting should have some sort of an "I never want to see this fucking ad again and if you fail me and show it to me again I will track down where you live and fucking kill you" option.

(flirting) i could be your problem

It's really hard to pull off blue overalls these days. Wear a red shirt and suddenly you're Mario, green shirt and you're Luigi. Well, there are only two mario brothers and Wario's got purple overalls over his yellow shirt so you're safe, right? Wrong. blue overalls yellow shirt and suddenly you're a Minion.

you fucking idiot. you misread a social encounter. we're gonna fucking kill you

Every single note and comment is comedy gold and I'm wheezing from laughing so hard

Reblog and put in the tags the story you’re currently working on (it can be an original story or a fan fic) and what it’s about.

It's utterly magnetic when a character's rage is quiet and precise. When they don't scream and throw things but they just b r e a t h e and very very calmly aim their fury like an arrow shooting inexorably towards the target of their wrath. It captures my attention, I lean in close, I wait for the hit. It never disappoints.

symbols have been fun but it's time for truth now.