my soul would sing of metamorphoses

Hi my name is john normal and being alienated as a child didn't effect me at all

if I just had the presence of mind and the wherewithal and the chutzpah and the bandwidth and the executive function and the energy and the mental resources and the spoons and the right attitude and the capacity and the gumption and th

I know we make jokes about the proverbial asexual pervert who has written hundreds of thousands of words of smut on ao3, but also shoutout to the aces who aren’t perverts. to the aces who skip the sex scenes and wince at sex jokes and awkwardly leave the conversation when your friends start talking about sex. your boundaries aren’t childish and fuck anyone who says otherwise.

a one season television show is also a dead wife if you think about it

@otiksimr hydrate

Reblog and put in the tags your favorite history fact

my cherios spelled out my exact address this morning but like what the gudge ever i gobbled those honey nut freaks up and licked the bowl too

it must feel good as hell when you’re a horse and you take a big bite out of an apple like ttshoke

your command over onomatopoeia is unmatched bestie

does a cute pose despite it all

too bad it’s not possible to do anything. but at least there’s music

My fucking pringles just blew away in the wind

the prawn bomb exploded into shrimpnel

a lot of people were krilled

“i’ll bear the burden of your hate and die with you” sounds like it’s from shakespeare or a greek tragedy or something but it’s from naruto