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When I was training to be a paramedic, we had one student ask the instructor what to do in the event of a marijuana overdose. The instructor said "Tell him to take two twinkies and call you in the morning."

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bye bye lil sebastian

“Even a slightly increased possibility of summoning rain is still an ability to summon rain” is such a good point

Just so we’re clear, movies that are only 15 years old do not need a remake. And movies that are only 10 years old definitely don’t need a remake

And most movies never need a remake!

Herding sheep, looking after kids, and playing healer in videogames: every day you're surprised of the sheer innovative genius of how they'll find the most inconvenient goddamn places just outside your reach to get hurt or put themselves in lethal danger.

Isn’t this sheep in real life?

Children in real life also.

The humble Oxford comma

#you can understand op by using your brain

When you post on tumblr: every day you're surprised by the sheer innovative genius of the ways they'll find to miss understand you

by straining the full force of all of my media literacy i am able to discern the subtle hints that something homosexual is happening here

Actually…, yeah 🥹

if you are on mobile good news! you can just move your phone around and it is like you are driving maisy car around the real world!

@animals-with-fan-art