Land of Reflection and Seasons

The entirety of the Apollo 11 mission took up less computer storage and computation space than a single instance of Microsoft Outlook running in the background.

this is among the worst possible PR for microsoft. outlook is so shit that it fucked with the billion dollar space computer

And I think that’s beautiful

you people aren't CASTING

did you write this notice for the belugas or

Who else would I write it for? It’s not like orcas care about ethical wildlife photography.

"get home safe" is a spell and i am casting it on all of you ✨

Why are there no plant necromancers? Like, what is stopping you from reanimating dead plants the way you do people? It’s impractical for active conquest, maybe, but for home defense? The ability to command dead things is so much more versatile than you think!

once when i heard this song….a single tear rolled down my cheek.

THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE

Good….goood.

oh my god

yes good

Tumblr did not “Goncharov” Poob. Poob is Glupp Shittoing Tubi/Pluto/Roku Channel/Hulu/etc.

none of these words are in the bible. or the dictionary, for that matter.

#While this is a joke#For the etymologists out there#Tumblr did not “goncharov” poob#translation: Tumblr is not making a fictitious thing called poob that we insist is real#Poob is glup shittoing (streaming services)#Translation: Poob is now a generic name for whatever streaming platform is out there when you don't feel like naming something specifically

I read this aloud to my roommate and he thought I was having a stroke

Why did I actually understand the initial post? 😭

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