Archival-Unit N. 7 "Cassiopeia"

It’s important to occasionally be a horny pervert on main so your mutuals know it’s okay to be a horny pervert with you

i actually don't think you should have to be able to work and do good in college and pay for a car and utilities and rent and a mortgage to live a good worthwhile life I don't think the worth of a human should be measured in their "usefulness"

im covered in wifebites. im gonna turn into a werewife

the toughest thing about talking to cute girls online via text is when they start getting REALLY cute I wanna say everything to them in the softest sweetest way possible, and out loud, I can just change how I'm talking, but in text I sorta have to append :3 and <3, but I can't do that EVERY message or else that's boring and repetitive... I need more emojis with those vibes so I can do it more with variety

Something they don’t tell you about being a lesbian is that sometimes your wife leaves for completely reasonable periods of time and then you miss her so bad until she’s back

Happy pride!

when a robotgirl says she has a pcb it stands for pretty cute butt