Carnelian Corax

*packing my suitcase for a 3 day trip* hm, but what if I need my terracotta warriors..

proposing a new genre of fiction called an anti-romance where u r presented w a couple at the start & the story is about their emotional journey towards a catastrophic break up

a warthog is a thog specialized for use in war

what really gets me is that this show is so determined to break every promise it made in previous seasons to treat its Black, queer, & female characters with dignity in order to tell a new story that’s not even good. truly the poster child for destroying & betraying yourself for nothing 😭

what the fuck

We gotta do something about white canadians

My personal beef with canada is a long story that's not as funny as I'd like it to be but white canadians really are a scourge upon the earth lowkey and we need to talk about it more. Like the way we talk about usamericans and the british and such. Settlers all of them. How the fuck is their reputation being the silly maple syrup people we need to attack them physically

Any population of white people who talk excessively about how nice and polite they are will flay you alive if you look at them wrong

I always start grocery shopping thinking "this will be more expensive than I expect" but even adjusting my expectations it is still more expensive than I expect

i put 80 dollars of food in my basket and then i pay 200 dollars for it

You just know the ye olde peasants went NUTS at that last part

We don’t say sblood enough we should bring it back

so awesome that you can see something new come out and think wow that looks bad and then never watch it and keep living

College should be free and you should be able to study “useless” degrees just for the love of learning

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

My extremely southern white father has been really into just saying things lately and I gotta say I'm pretty fond of "it's better to shit in the sink than to sink in the shit" like. #True

the club moss I got for my terrarium is dying, despite being lovingly packed into organic soil with oven-fried leaf litter and bioactive springtails and isopods, and meanwhile in my fridge my fuck ass onions are sending out bright green shoots as happy as could be in their cold dark box of fucking nothing

As dandelions to sidewalks, so onions to refrigerators.