Carnelian Corax

a canceled tv show is a kind of dead wife

ofmd is like not comedy as in sitcom but comedy as in shakespearean where it’s psychological trauma and conflicts of violence but with dick jokes and the promise of marriage in the end

i do feel somewhat ruined forever. but it’s okay we stay silly

great minds think of dykes

It's really weird to me when I'm out somewhere with my pets and a stranger refers to me as their "mom." Even putting aside the gendered nature of the term, which does make me feel some kind of way. This is a small flying dinosaur with the soul of a petty tyrant and I am his overly indulgent but long-suffering chaperone.

That's my preferred term. I'm his human and he's my bird. I would also accept aide, person, friend, or advisor.

what, your bird isn't your advisor??

"i feel besquintled", said no one ever. because that's not a word.

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

World Heritage Post

the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use the worst part is everything else

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

Can we talk about how both David and Grigori are on the right side of the frame, Yuna is to the left of Shane- but to the left of Ilya is just a sharp drop.