Carnelian Corax

liking a popular pairing but not caring for the more popular takes on the characters’ supposed dynamic is agonizing like oh okay i guess i’ll just go fuck myself then. water water everywhere but not a drop to drink

The things Jeremy Brett does with his voice are insane. I keep re-watching certain moments in the episodes just to hear it again and again.

one of my moments is  ‘if you would close the door on your way out. For there is a DECIDED. DRAFT.‘

this translated to ‘gonna kill you and make it look like an accident’ and when Jeremy says it you can TELL

When Watson bumps the table where he's looking at something through a microscope I think and he goes, "Watson, the vibrations!!"

Is there a word for occupying the space where normies think you're a freak and freaks think you're a normie?

French Vanilla

“you’re a grown ass man and you need help doing that?” some grown ass men are disabled ma’am

Perhaps this is an obnoxious take on my part, but video games should, above all things, prioritize the ability of being paused. At any point. Regardless of whether it's during a cutscene, a special animation, or a time-based puzzle. You never know when you're gonna get a phone call, or someone will need you in another room, or you get a sudden urge to go to the bathroom, or you hear your cat licking plastic, or whatever. Other entertainment mediums like books, movies, and music can be paused whenever you want. Why do some games not give you the same luxury??

Ugh fixing one problem always reveals another problem doesn’t it. Fixing the walls reveals a termite problem, fixing the anxiety reveals an adhd problem, cleaning out the garden shed releases the demons from the sacred toolbox, it’s never ending.

#i was gazeboed mate #i was absolutely baubled

Meanwhile, “utter” works for the first (e.g., “you utter floorboard”) but somehow “utterly” doesn’t seem to work as well for the second (“I was utterly floorboarded”).

Utterly doesn’t work for drunk because it’s the affix for turning random objects into terms for *shocked*, obviously.

Is it a glitch or a feature?

Feature

DO NOT DOWNLOAD TUMBLR it will install a virus on your device called tumblr

big tshirt that says MY INTERPRETATIONS MUST HAVE A STRONG BASIS IN THE SOURCE MATERIAL on the front and THIS IS FUN TO ME on the back

Obviously there's a much higher Thing of discouraging medical transition but it's truly crazy the way the cis will try to stop you from doing literally anything. Like the amount of "you don't really need a binder your chest is already small" "you shouldn't bother binding since your chest is too big for it to work well" "binding is sooo dangerous you should just xyz instead" like it's an article of clothing wtf is your problem. God forbid somebody's shirt fit differently ? What ?

Don't you guys love it when the fellowship of knights falls apart and lovers betray each other and friends turn their swords against friends and prophecies long-dreaded come to pass and sons go to battle against fathers and the story ends as it began, in anarchy and devastation?

My little brother was inoculated against inceldom when he had a roommate who spent all his time watching antifeminist manosphere crap in his room and he was so terrible to live with for my brother, who grew up with sisters and moved out of our parents' house when he was like 17 so he has standards and basic life skills, learned what it's like to be the partner of a guy like that and today he's a wonderful husband who treats his wife as an equal and does his fair share in the home and I'm very proud of him