The Curiosity Dealer

#wouldnt it be awful if the kids number 1 rule was dont involve bruce so even after red hood rejoined the family jason did not#bcause how do you explain that. and how does jason explain who he is now to a dad he doesnt blame in this au.#and bruce with his sleeper detective skills figures it out and it kills him. his son. his child is alive. and doesnt want bruce to know#so what can bruce do. if he dives into this he has to contend with all the rest. that his children are out there every night#doing great and terrible things and he feels powerless#what if jason is angry at bruce. for letting him die. and if he knows bruce knows what if he leaves gotham again.#at least. at least he knows where the kids are. or how to find them in the news. knows why theyre bruised...#i just had a thought. bruce wayne is not batman. he might be matches malone tho.

You can lie when you name things

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

the world is so big and beautiful

This also doesn't include heirloom varietals, like the best-ever, Gravenstein

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

americans are a saudi oil baron's idea of classy. brits are an american's idea of classy. the french are a brit's idea of classy. unfortunately the chain ends here since the french's idea of classy is also the french

Oh man I can't believe I forgot. You know that post that was like "tell me what clothes you've bought because of a character" or whatever. I searched for ages to find an adequate white cable knit sweater because of Ransom's in knives out.

I don't knit but that's hilarious because this looks like such a complicated pattern for a beginner

Oh it is. There's at least three different styles of cabling. And more advanced cabling at that. That sweater would take me like a year to finish.

All the cabling is done the same way. You just need to read your knitting and keep track of which row you're on

You sound like me telling a beginner crocheter "nah the alligator stitch is easy for a beginner, it's all just double crochets!" (a real thing I have said to people picking up a crochet hook for the first time). I'm not saying you can't start with a complicated stitch I'm saying it's very funny when people do.

cant wait to go home so i can go be horizontal. all this vertical stuff sucks

a funny thing about having a Problematic Blorbo is that you'll periodically come across a post along the lines of "um let's not forget that [Blorbo] is a bad person..." listing their various crimes, and if you have a modicum of intellectual honesty you find yourself nodding along and saying yeah it's true... but it's the greyness of their character that makes them so compelling... At the same time though you have a little Saul Goodman in your ear going "your honor in their defense: who cares like omfgggg who caresssssss like come onnnnnn"

sometimes your favorite fanfic isn't a fanfic at all but the insane DM's between you and your equally freaky mutual

@anais-ninja-bitch

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)