BingBong

forgive me father for i have opened a notification and read the message within to make the red dot go away and then forgot to reply for a month . it will happen again

why don't you agitate the contents of a barrel full of cream for a while then reach your hand inside and maybe you'll feel butter

This is a crème de la crème joke.

“I would die for my kids” your children want an apology

your made up scenario isn’t real (shocker) and makes no difference when your kids are starving for your acknowledgment of the pain you caused them. you’re only performing the role of a good parent, without having to actually do any heavy lifting

[Image ID: Tumblr tags reading: #you'll die for me. awesome. will you break a habit for me? will you learn something new for me? will you fix your mistakes for me? #dying for me is surprisingly easy - it's often passive and instantaneous and you only need to do it once #will you do the hard thing of constantly and consistently putting in the work again and again and again? /End ID]

aroace nonbinary people you are everything to me. shout out to the bitches who just said "nah i'm not doing any of that"

LOOK PLEASE

Me when I casually post the peakest Witch crest interpretation and refuse to elaborate