bro

choosing to ignore my weirdly symbolic dream because i have a lot going on rn already

a roasted brussel sprout can change your life if you let it. open your heart. take my hand. its good, try it. i love a brusseled sprout I love you

no you do not need to hold fictional characters "accountable". they are not real.

media literacy would automatically go up 100% if people knew how to consume stories without self-inserting themselves into the characters' shoes. "if i were him..." you're NOT. you may relate to his story, his past, his traits, his quirks, his identity but the moment you start treating the story accepting what you feel/think as what the character feels/thinks, you're misunderstanding the story.

everyone's like "what do you do for fun?" nothing i haven't had fun since 2009

ultimately the truth about frankenstein is that we are all grotesque amalgamations of the best and worst parts of everyone who came before us. and sometimes the people who are supposed to love us because of and in spite of this will not. and we can kill them with hammers for that. and i think that’s beautiful

(In the cuck chair)(starts booing)

(Wife looks over)(I do a roman emperor thumbs down)(she executes the other guy)

really is soooo sick that ppl think that overuse of the em dash is a marker of ai now. like why are you people sullying the reputation of my beautiful beautiful wife. if im not overusing em dashes im dead. im like that chuck tingle book thats like the sentient lesbian em dash makes sweet love to me or whatever

I have never used ChatGPT once in my life, and you can pry my beloved em dash from my cold, dead, unartificial hands.

The majority of my hate belongs to men but I hope that women who voted for Trump realize that they’re weak willed idiot followers and cowards who should be begging themselves and other women for forgiveness after such a shameful and pathetic decision. Disgusting.

not to lib out but (doubles over and vomits profusely)

there is still time. there is still time. until your bones are in the fucking ground there is still time.

worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

sorry i said something dickish. a few mildly frustrating things happened to me in succession and it turned me evil