you can bleed on me

i think out of disrespect we should just start using "spamtenna moment" as shorthand for when a nothing tier yaoi ships between side characters somehow manages to eclipse in fandom popularity all of the central character relations of both the main cast and the rest of the side characters that aren't men. i think this should become such a widespread and entrenched form of fandom lingo for insulting ships that the next generation of teens will grow up understanding its meaning and not its origins in the same way teens of my generation used adjective!character parlance long before ever learning what bang paths were.

Thank you for coming to my this

Just saw obsession. ☹️

Upsetting.

The weed gummy plans for tonight have been definitively cancelled following the obsession viewing.

You just can’t be doing that to women, man

Ok so the weed gummy plans were rescheduled to today but now I’m high and I remembered obsession and got scared. And had to turn on the light. Which made me remember jumpscare indie horror short film lights out. Which made me more scared. And I want to watch something to calm down so I can turn the light back off but the only thing I want to watch is markiplier fnaf 2. Which will not help.

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

Please help one of you must code