Goose followed all of those criteria, you twits made all that shit up because you don't know what a fucking joke is.
You consumed the product I made, if you would like a different product please go elsewhere.
Don't go to In-N-Out after claiming to be a fan then run around bitching and calling them all kinds of nasty names and tossing out pathetic threats because you couldn't get a chicken sandwich there.
If you ask you can get a rootbeer float because they have shakes and rootbeer, but they don't have chicken, likely never have and likely never will, go to Chick-fil-A for that.
Granted for some things I've seen the comparison would be closer to people that are mad they can't get lumber for a new deck at Starbucks.
