Lord of the Midnight Sun

coffee makes you have to pee SO much i'm like maos wife over here

I have to google something

google will probably not help with this one I won't lie

In every way this is set up to be a joke like any other short video, it even uses the trope of main character in a wig to represent their mom, but it isn't funny at all. It's just sweet and nice

god damn, even ordering food is gambling now

Been like that for a while

“Gambling” with food never sounds like a good idea

and all things considered "shut up and become worthy" isn't the worst message for a counterculture to have

Divine Right of Kings is a little lame when you consider that the whole concept of a king was when all the guys in an area who could fight chose one guy (through an ELECTION) to be their leader. And the king's power was reliant on how well he could keep his war band tied together.

Guessing from the light that Franco's got jaundice. It's actually fairly common in newborns. Hunter had it, and required light therapy for a few days, and extra fluids. That was pretty much it. Deeeep breath, papa! This is a bit scary, I known especially when it's all new, and it's the people you love most, and YOU can literally do nothing but stand by. As long as the doctors say he's eating well, and your lovely wife is recoverying, then it's good. They're both right where they need to be right now, to get over this bump. Imagine if you were out in the campo instead! Sending love and prayers.

So if wolverine gets scurvy, he's just fucked and falls apart into a biomass?

Regeneration in fiction has always been a little fucked tbh

this grave keeper edible aint shit

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i fucking hate meat eaters get out of my fucking face fuck off and die

Didn’t realize this type of vegan was still on tumblr