Lord of the Midnight Sun

“Christ preached veganism“ is just blatantly wrong for a number of reasons, but by far the funniest has to be that a bunch of the apostles were practicing fishermen even during His ministry and more than one of His miracles involved helping them catch an insane number of fish.

Gotta also consider, fully observant Jewish man. Which means ritual sacrifices, there were grain offerings but ehhhhhhhhhhh lots of animals too. God didn't make a watermelon appear to Abraham as a substitute for Issac.

Something about this is so genuine and funky. It feels so natural that if I heard the correct lyrics it wouldn't process as right in my brain. This man yelling about his green tea and watermelon sour patch kids fits so well with the live music playing in the background, the atmosphere, the whole situation. It's like some reverse slam poetry talking about how good life is and how the simple pleasures should be enjoyed. I'm in love with this tik tok.

WATERMELOOOON

the "Turn everyone into rodents now" act, as well as its proponents, have been ratified

Personally, I think it would be perfect in a children's hospital.

He deserves a little revenge

All gays will go to hellsite

What if in hellsite but not gay

NO!