we're not kids anymore.
oozey mess
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
RMH
Monterey Bay Aquarium
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
NASA
Keni
Origami Around
d e v o n
todays bird
AnasAbdin
hello vonnie
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
KIROKAZE
occasionally subtle
ojovivo
trying on a metaphor
Stranger Things
styofa doing anything
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@lordascapelion
im hunting americans
My favorite thing about this post is all the Americans in the notes gamely playing along with getting captured by the burger trap.
My second favorite thing is the Americans in the notes going "That won't work on me because [insert an ingredient on the burger they want changed/added/removed]," implying that they would fall for the burger trap if it was their preferred burger order.
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realizing that the online sphere and especially tumblr is NOT a good sample for ‘what everyone thinks’ is so, so, so good for your mental health and moral OCD. i swear to god. realizing that you don’t have to live your actual life like you’re being hunted for sport because the average tumblr user will hunt you for sport for wording something slightly weird or engaging in the wrong stuff or whatever is so incredible. like no you’re actually not fucked up and evil for not donating or for watching that one indie cartoon or questioning a post that everybody is agreeing with. that’s just tumblrs georg making you feel that way
Someone linked me this beautiful poster, and I'm just really impressed.
My contribution:
*Trump Voice* Let me tell you folks have you ever talked to anamericangirl? She's a patriot, and a horse! An American horse. Some people have asked me, "Mr. President, President Trump- is that horse a Fed?" Now let me say something, now, The Fake Woke News- Yes, I know, 'booooo!', The Fake Woke News, are being very, very nasty when they ask questions like that. It's quite rude. You can't just ask anamericangirl, let alone any other all american horses if they are feds. Many such cases. Sad! Now, this horse girl, anamericangirl, she really knows how to pony up and saddle when it comes to expressing her love for our country. I talked to her friends, on Tumblr, it's a website like X, a big beautiful website, beautiful like my tall handsome son and my gorgeous wife. You know it. I know it. Every body knows it. These tumblr users, we were sitting in the oval office, some of them were big strong men and they had tears in their eyes. They said, "Sir, anamericangirl is such an amazing person. She's singlehandedly led the fight against racism against Conservative Horses!" Can you believe that folks? What an amazing american horse! Believe me folks! When I say conservative culture, a golden age if you will, is being helped spear headed by anamericangirl, and she will stampede all over those commies! She will help make Tumblr Great Again! God bless! Happy Fourth of July! 🇺🇸 🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸
This is beautiful President Trump and I am so very flattered. God bless America indeed!
Just saw a reddit ad by communists advertising a general strike
There is no analogy nor comparison I could make that would be more humiliating than "Reddit communists buying ad for a general strike."
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If you aren’t rocking with The Toker then fuck you
Access for 10 ants only, 2006
the eleventh ant:
Happy birthday, America! (x)
YOU BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY YOU
I'm in a little local cafe and the women behind the counter started griping to each other, "Oh Christ, Stephen's back again," "It's him, is it? I thought he'd stopped coming," "It's definitely him, look, it's bloody Stephen on a Thursday morning," "Do you want me to get rid of him or are you going to do it?" and so I was peering outside, trying to spot this nightmare customer, this pestilence of a person, this pox upon the cafe trade, and then one of the women from behind the counter ran outside, clapping two trays together loudly and yelling "GET OUT OF IT, STEPHEN!" and it turns out that Stephen is an absolutely gigantic fuck-off seagull who hangs around outside, menacing people for crumbs
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i love you gar.... my best friend gar
you will fall in love with the gar
"it's not that deep" START DIGGING!!
DIG
DIG
DIG
DIG
OOPS TOO DEEP
CLIMB
CLIMB
CLIMB
CLIMB
CLIMB
CLIMB
OH NO
FLY
FLY
This is a vent post, feel free to ignore
Footnote: Not literally accurate, six American flags were planted on the Moon by Apollo missions 11, 12, 14, 15, 16, and 17, the Apollo 11 flag was knocked over during liftoff because they placed it too close, and one might also count American flag decals on other Moon landers and vehicles.
But we like the spirit. Flag on Moon :-)
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only 5 seconds
i wasn't ready for that..lol
Immediately recognized that look
