notorious small creatcher enjoyer

im a diffetent bug than i was 4 day ago

915 unread emails. my goal is to reduce that number as much as possible in the next hour. will reblog with updates. wish me luck 🫡

down to 222. big bulk removal today (expired job openings, marketing emails, etc) and then i started sorting the remainder into three categories: bills/finances, stuff pertaining to my last job, and miscellaneous (i just left the misc ones in the regular inbox)

915 unread emails. my goal is to reduce that number as much as possible in the next hour. will reblog with updates. wish me luck 🫡

[Image description The background for Blues Clues with Benoit Blanc from Knives Out]

Now I’m naht puhticularly familiuh with how everything wurks around heeuh, but I- I do buhlieve we just gawht a lettuh… wonduh who it’s from…

Oh my god I hear these sometimes, they’re native to south africa, botswana and namibia

Not every story is about seeing yourself in it. Sometimes it’s about learning to see other people too.

I shower like a real pervert. hot water, lathering myself in soap. sometimes I'm even naked

the losing dogs and i are engaging in insider trading

a lot of rpf can be explained by the fact that actors are all like that with each other constantly but i never want to say that on here because it feels like telling a 7-year-old santa isn’t real

actors hanging off of each other constantly isn’t a sign that they’re fucking it’s a sign that they were once in a BFA program and never relearned normal boundaries. when actors are fucking and it’s complicated they won’t even stand in the same room with each other.