ermmm. what the fish

human and bug relations will change by the end of the century

t shirt that just says WHATEVER YOU’RE READING INTO MY FACIAL EXPRESSIONS AND BODY LANGUAGE YOU’RE MISINTERPRETING

idk i would personally rather give up access to certain products seasonally or locally than have people enslaved to give me the ability to have any product any place any time. i think i can go without tomatoes in january.

"dog residue" post means so much to my ocd

girls yearn for popular media with a butch as a main character

Imagine this you’re innocently scrolling through tumblr and you accidentally drop your phone on your face and it hits your nose and slides down your cheek and as you pick up your device and look at the screen you find that with the skin on your face you unintentionally stumbled upon the explore section and accidentally reblogged gaming youtuber shipping fanart and tagged it with the digits of your credit card expiration date and security code as well as your home address and your social security number

When I first made this post I had to reread it three times before posting to make sure I wasn’t doxxing myself by absentmindedly typing the actual numbers for those things instead of the general words which obviously I hadn’t but I still checked more than once

oh, did I ever tell you about [thing I've told you about no fewer than four times, opening on exactly this sentence every single one of those times]

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation

They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.

never going to be over that time I was trying to explain polyamory to my mum, and she said "I just don't understand how someone could be in love with two people at once" and I gave her my the-cognitive-dissonance-is-causing-me-physical-pain face and she said "what??" and I very quietly said "mother....you had an affair...."

this site ain't so bad. it's something to do in the mornings while ur bread toasts, right? ^_^

holy shit have you evver tried this new substance called album in order