It Was A Dark And Stormy Night…

reblog to send your mutuals a hug. maybe just the thought is enough to cheer them up 🥺

I wonder how it’s going in the universe where people decided to say ahoy when answering the phone instead of hello. Do you think they’ve achieved world peace?

i love my incorrect song interpretation #myincorrectsonginterpretation

“word hashtag my word #myword” has done irreversible damage to my vocabulary

oh sick someone paved this whole road with good intentions. i wonder where it leads

I still kind of think that in fiction where the world has a pantheon of multiple gods including some who are believed to be or implied to be or definitely are hostile to the characters the piece follows it doesn't make any sense to replace moments where many people in our more usually monotheistic world would say "God" as an oath with "gods" because invoking any or all of the gods indiscriminately sounds like a dumb thing to do if some of them have beef with you. You're just asking for trouble doing that. Now if people commonly move through the world without having beef with any of the gods, sure, maybe language would evolve such that people would just casually swear by all of them, but once you have active beef maybe you need to join the cult for your favorite and start invoking that one specifically. Or just say "zounds." One of them has definitely been injured at some point. Possibly the one who is after you, though.

of course, the best part of any character's corruption arc is their cool new outfit