It Was A Dark And Stormy Night…

if you are a web designer of any kind and the dropdown menu that appears when i rightclick vanishes when i try to move my mouse and select an option you will go to hell before you die

While I do love The Law According to Lidia Poet, I do find it utterly hilarious that when Consuelo shows up at Jacopo’s apartment in season three, the background music immediately adds castanets and operatic singing. Like, yup, the Spanish opera singer is back. Just in case you forgot that she is in fact Spanish and an opera singer

Oh now she has a Manila shawl. And I was not imagining it; several times, the moment she enters the room, it promptly swaps to the “Spanish” version of the music

While I do love The Law According to Lidia Poet, I do find it utterly hilarious that when Consuelo shows up at Jacopo’s apartment in season three, the background music immediately adds castanets and operatic singing. Like, yup, the Spanish opera singer is back. Just in case you forgot that she is in fact Spanish and an opera singer

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

I was hesitant to reblog this since Pinterest is famous for almost never having any credit and being stolen works, but this is a seriously great reference from what I looked at for anyone wanting to draw fat people. There are numerous sections for different fashion styles, and that's usually impossible to find. So I'm making an exception this single time and reblogging this.

Beautiful: a child has drowned and returned from the other side with a report of going to the afterlife. "When I arrived in heaven I was greeted by a mammoth-headed man who said 'I am Anghprett Vul, sky god of the one true religion'. I asked 'who are you?' and he said 'we visited a tribe of Neanderthals and gave them our teachings but then a landslide killed them'. I asked 'so do I have to bring back your faith and believe in it?' and he said 'we don't really care". Find his book at your local apatheist bookstore today

I was thinking about the unwritten Moist von Lipwig book which would have been called Running Water, it was rumoured to be about the plumbing/sewer system (and possibly a parody on Joseph Bazalgette's work in London), and now I can't help wondering if Mr Pump would have returned for that story 🥹

IT’S MARCH

Uh… It’s still May…

It’s august

"There's no platonic explanation for this" <-you need to be nicer to your friends. Right now