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I Saw My Roommate Lose Her Mind to This Commercial.
It was the opening line,Ā āOut for some Lays.ā Suddenly she was dancing and shoopināĀ like some sort of Broadway ensemble sleeper cell. We all have our triggers, I suppose. Anyway, I have her under observation--watching for any sudden interest in chips.Ā
Google Image SearchĀ āis the moon a man or a woman?āĀ
I personally feel as though the moon is a woman; as is the Earth, and also the sun. The search didnāt really shed any new light on my quest to assign genders to space entities. Instead,Ā my most important discovery was the source, cosmoquest.org. Cosmo Quest is a community of citizen scientists who are working with NASA to help map outer space. The world is sometimes so beautiful, bless you Cosmo Quest.Ā
Google Image Search āSausage press 1800sā
My great grandma Anastasia died making sausage. The sausage press fit over the shoulder and operated on the chest. You used force from your body to push the meat through the casing. Anastasia was pregnant with twins. She strained herself.
I canāt find a picture of this over-the-shoulder sausage contraption. How else do I find the truth?
bring me the teens

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Billie Jean is a black diamond assassin in a world of highly evolved manipulators. She wakes me up in the middle of the night like a drill sergeant, hellbent on wearing down my resistances. BREAKFAST, she says, at 4 AM.
Maybe one day Iāll crack. Or sheāll catch me in a halfway dream state, and before I know enough to stop myself, Iāve fed her breakfast and encouraged this bad behavior.
Say My Name, Say My Name
There is aĀ Rumplestiltskin horror movie.Ā Do people know about this? I'm not sure they do--lets just do this real quick:Ā
I got started on horror movies at a very young age.Ā The fairy tale reference, obviously, makes this piece very appealing for little children. I have no doubt the producers were piggy backing off the success of The Leprechaun, which came out inĀ ā93, just a couple years before the release of Rumplestiltskin inĀ ā95.Ā
Itās an interest curve to grade on. WouldĀ The Leprechaun be the classic I think it is ifĀ Rumplestiltskin didnāt come along and lower the standards?Ā
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The FLATLINER Lifestyle Blog
āIf flatlining is anything like napping, Iām pretty much sold. It would be like waking up from a real deep one, the kind that leaves you learning how to walk again. In terms of revival, electric shock, by way of defibrillator, probably gives the big, tingly rush I so desire, but would definitely take a physical toll. Personally, I think an adrenaline shot to the heart would be the way to go.Ā
I saw the original Flatliners when I was a kid, and I donāt know how I missed all the science stuff, but I really really thought the movie was about junkies addicted to the thrill of dying and being resuscitated. And what can I say,Ā itās been a fantasy ever since. Ā

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LEAVE MY NOSTALGIA ALONE!!!!
I am naturally very naive, and paranoia is a discipline I use to temper this unfortunate birth defect.Ā
If you can imagine, I am very aggressive about any perceived exploitations. When Vitaminwaterās legal team mounted their defense for advertising false health claims, stating āno consumer could reasonably be misled into thinking Vitaminwater is a healthy beverage,ā they were talking about ME. That statement is a PERSONAL ATTACK against me.Ā I have no choice--I am either perpetually victimized orĀ I am aĀ crusader.Ā So IĀ launched my twitter account specifically to harass corporate entities.Ā Namely Starbucks, for their espresso drink size rip offs.Ā
Yes, I know, this whole thing sounds so over dramatic. But you should really hear me out, for your own good, because I have set sights on a new offender: CHOBANI yogurt.Ā
I almost switched classes when I saw Fight Club on the booklist. If I wanted to read about toxic masculinity and violent anti-establishment boysā clubs, Iād check my newsfeed. However, this summer I decided to get wise to my enemies by consuming their media. I read Gone with the Wind and learned a lot about the South. Iām no dummy, I know itās not factually accurate, but the fantasies we tell ourselves reveal something tooāsomething accessible only through feeling. So Iāve decided to stay the course, continue my personal research project, and infiltrate the minds of my enemies.Ā
~^+^-SPOILERS, PROBABLY-*
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āTheĀ Bad Batch is the CANNIBAL ROMANCE you didnāt know you needed. Ana Lily Amirpour wastes no time in establishing her universe; this isnāt your typical horror set up, that starts ānormal,ā with the horrors slowly taking over. No. This is a god damn CANNIBAL MOVIE and it starts with people getting EATEN.Ā
My Roommate is a Teen Witch
Everyone knows most teens are actually adults in their 20s, so donāt get worked up about semantics when I say my roommate is a Teen Witch. Sheās a master of intimidation, expertly punctuating her arguments with rhythmic leans and fierce lines like āIāM HOT, AND YOUāRE NOT.ā Clearly I never stood a chance⦠until now. Ā
Here it is, the secret muse to more than half the crap that comes out her face.Ā I canāt believe Iāve been in the dark this whole time. There is truly nothing sweeter than finally getting the reference.Ā
Keep it up Hollywood, youāre doing great.Ā
Pocahontas Barbie Braid MASSACRE
Pocahontas was THE MOVIE of my childhood. I know all the words to all the songs, to this day. The lyrics for āJust Around the River Bendā have informed every important life decision Iāve ever made. And NOTHING is more iconic than the above GIF.Ā Christmas should of been a breeze for my parents that year. Pocahontas Everything. What could go wrong?

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āitās really ignorant to assume gangs donāt contribute to society in positive mannersā - spotted in the City College womenās restroomĀ
Restroom graffiti is often entertaining but rarely thoughtful, what an exceptional gift it is to find discourse one can really get down with. There are so many things to explore, first off:Ā Am I Ignorant? In my limited perspective, I would assume that gangs do not contribute positively to society. Through googleĀ I found only one article supporting the positive gang narrative, an inflammatory opinion piece that just so happens to be written by a former gang member. Behold:
First of all, what a perfect hole. Now, we can all agree what this is? When I first laid eyes upon this beaut I knew. I KNEW. And you knew too.Ā I am almost positive that this feeling is why there are dicks drawn all over everywhere.Ā