Precious bean of awesomeness

the cucumbers are ARMED and DANGEROUS

The way she got so cutely distracted from the threat with "Oh a little bee :D" is why the cucumbers let her live

it must be so cool to be cat and just lay down wherever you want in some ridiculous position and fall asleep and nobody cares. they might think its cutes, even

having a body made of meat sucks ass

kill dorothy fuck the lion marry the tin man and i dont care about the other one

fuck portal

SEIS fag sex? En esta economia?

I’ve tried a few porn games, but all they have such bad user design, so like one of the games was a platformer, I thought okay, I used to play mario, this’ll be no problem. WRONG. I couldn’t even get through the first level. two straight hours of missing the same jumps and near sobbing about it. at what point am I supposed to get horny? I can’t even reach the naked demon lady because I CANNOT! MAKE! THE JUMPS! so I try another game about seducing milfs. you need to clean the milf’s house to make her like you. okay, I have limited energy per in-game day, so I vacuum her house, I tidy her magazines, I clean her dishes, I go to sleep. this repeats for days. the milf still doesn’t like me. why?? I’ve spent real hours of my life vacuuming her digital floor. why won’t the milf fall in love with me? what am I doing? what am I doing?