My grandma just called and, among other things, saidΒ βYou have hips. Thatβs good! Men like hips!β and then she interrupted herself to sayΒ βWomen like hips. People of your preferred gender like hips. I can never rememberβΒ And I was likeΒ βThanks grandma! My preferred gender is none of them, no thanks.β and she was likeΒ βOkay, no one will comment on your hips!β very self satisfied, likeΒ βaha, I have figured it outβ I think like half her grandkids are some variety of not-straight and she canβt always remember which is which but she is the epitome of like βsheβs a little confused, but sheβs got the spirit!β
Update: I gave it some thought and my estimate was wrong. Of the grandkids that are out, itβs 1/3, not Β½
I told my grandma that Iβd told my friends about what she said and that some of yβall had said you wished she was your grandma, and she saidΒ βWell, you can never have too many grandkids!βΒ So likeβ¦consider her your honorary grandma* I guess? *if you want an honorary grandma, that is
Update on my grandma: I told her my hair was standing up, but instead of straight line it was diagonal and she saidΒ βThatβs okay, youβve never been straight!β and then laughed so hard at her own joke I thought she was going to drop the phone
Happy almost pride month! Have my confused-but-supportive grandma!
An update: my grandma just called me to ask if I knew it was pride month
Happy pride month!!















