Devil May Cry Enthusiast

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

i can never be mad about overly modern or ostentatious cosmetics in fantasy games like gw2 or ffxiv because it is unrelentingly funny to me rolling up to the neon glitter booty shorts and puffer jackets party wearing full weathered plate armour and an appropriately-proportioned broadsword

Doffy no. Doffy you're buying into your jaded belief in the omnipresence of hierarchical systems again. Doffy you'll never do enough damage to the comfortable status quo of the elites to feed your revenge if you quietly believe that they cannot fall on a systemic level. Doffy this is not the attitude that will eventually burn Marie Geoise to the ground. Doffy. Doffy please. Doffy you haven't been a Dragon since the first time you realized they could bleed and you'll be constantly dissatisfied until you conceptualize that the World Government in it's full might and breadth can bleed too. Doffy you need to get angry.

Whenever they gave us one of those "read through ALL the instructions before you begin!" trick assignments in school where the steps lead you on an increasingly ridiculous goose chase until the final one tells you to just put your name on the paper and turn it in without doing anything else, I was always like, "Okay, but what's the point? Surely the REAL world won't be anything like this." And then I grew up and discovered that not only is the real world often exactly like that, some people won't even read the first line of the instructions even if they make perfect sense. And these people are called "co-workers"

vampires are so full of shit. "oh the human race is beneath us, you're just livestock to us" I don't think you know what livestock is. do you feed us? care for us? protect us from predators? no. you just slink around dark alleys and ambush people. that's not what a higher being does. that's a bottom feeder. a parasite. karate punches your head off

She Would Say That. She would DO that.

i literally love saying "ON IT BOSS!!!!!" whenever someone asks me to do something like i'm some sort of henchman. it doesn't matter if they're my boss or not for real even because in the moment they are, and whatever they requested of me i'm on it

Ragebaiting my fat dog? More like master baiting my fat hog!!!!!!!!

reblog if you remember having to ration your text messages and accidentally opening the internet on your phone was the end of the world

"there's no platonic explanation for this" some of y'all need better friends

"there's no platonic explanation for this" some of y'all need to be better friends