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my working theory is that everyone who said they would leave tumblr after they banned porn really did leave for twitter and thats why tumblr has somehow gotten more bearable and twitter is now just. like that.
to clarify, this isnât even about porn. its about how the site saw a mass exodus of people after they banned porn and then takes like âhimbo is ableistâ ended up being twitter originals instead
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Evelyn & Rick đ The Mummy (1999) dir. Stephen SommersÂ
I think you and I need to talk.
Psychologically torturing redditors by explaining how elon musk will never send them to mars and they'll have to stay on earth and deal with earth problems for the rest of their life
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Many that live deserve death. Some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them, Frodo? Do not be too eager to deal out death in judgment. Even the very wise cannot see all ends.
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001) dir. Peter Jackson
imagine still thinking nerd shit is counterculture couldnât be me
star wars is a multibillion dollar franchise, the lord of the rings trilogy won 17 oscars, harry potter has 7 bestselling books + 10 movies and a theme park, the mcu is still massively popular 30 wildly interconnected movies later, game of thrones was the biggest show in the world for a decade, and weâve had 50 years of star trek with how many reboots and spinoffs exactly??
you arenât oppressed for liking fantasy/sci fi shit please put on sunscreen and deodorant and go outside and accept that every human alive was born with the knowledge that darth vader is luke skywalker and leia organaâs father
THIS FITS IN TOO WELL AND I HAD TO DO IT.
Here's a video of them in action!
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movies where a creature of another species with a love for good food meets a mess of a human down on his luck living in a shitty apartment and the creature can control the guyâs action and heâs unwilling at first but they learn to cooperate and together they can stop the evil rich man trying to take them down
This comparison is wild, but whereâs the lie
it gets funnier the longer you look
Savage
what was the point of having red skull reappear in endgame if he wasnât gonna come face to face with steve, heâs literally one of the most well known captain america villainsđ and then the writers saying steve wouldnât recognize him, bitch he literally has a red skull, whatâs there not to recognizeđ
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Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.
I have been waiting for this post all my life.
They are indeed purple, But one thing youâve missed: The concept of âpurpleâ Didnât always exist.
Some cultures lack names For a color, you see. Hence good old Homer And his âwine-dark sea.â
A usage so quaint, A phrasing so old, For verses of romance Is sheer fucking gold.
So roses are red. Violets once were called blue. Iâm hugely pedantic But what else is new?
My friend youâre not wrong About Homerâs wine-ey sea! Colours are a matter Of cultural contingency;
Words are in flux And meanings they drift But the word purple Youâve given short shrift.
The concept of purple, My friends, is old And refers to a pigment once precious as gold.
By crushing up molluscs From the wine-dark sea You make a dye: Imperial decree
Meant that in Rome, to wear purpura was a privilege reserved
For only the emperor!
The word âpurpleâ, for clothes so fancy, Entered English By the ninth century
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Why then are voilets Not purple in song? The dye from this mollusc, known for so long
Is almost magenta; More red than blue. The concept of purple is old, and yet new.
The dye is red, So this might be true: Roses are purple And violets are blue
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While this song makes me merry, Tyrian purple dyes many a hue From magenta to berry And a true purple too.
But fun as it is to watch this poetic race The answer is staring you right in the face: Roses are red and violets are blue Because nothing fucking rhymes with purple.
Hirple - To limp or walk awkwardly
Cirple - An old Scots word for the hindquarters of a horse
âRoses are red, violets are purple,
My boner for you has caused me to hirple.â
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My, how romantic!
If this ainât me
