entre caníbales

somebody collected quotes from all coworkers during the summer and now we had a party ft a Quote Quiz “who said what” and my featured quote from the year was. and i said this in the lunchroom btw. it was “necrophilia is the easiest way to have sex with somebody. there’s no pressure to perform”

I lied i remembered my two other featured quotes: “thank you for emasculating me (said genuinely)” and “i am considered immaterial cultural heritage”

my erotic fanfiction is more historically accurate than yours. here it claims that shes moaning 'yes,' however classical latin didn't have a word that corresponds to Modern English 'yes,' i.e. an affirmative answer to an interrogative. You could have easily avoided this glaring implausibility by allowing her to moan plus, 'more'—as exemplified in my critically acclaimed fic with an unprecedented number of kudos (eleven). I recommend that you log out of AO3 and return only after acquiring satisfactory knowledge of the subject matter.

it’s kind of crazy that “he has a sadness in his eyes you only see in Eastern European gay porn” took off, because the joke is, like, exclusively about people being sexually exploited due to miserable economic conditions.

Unfortunately to the majority of this site Eastern Europe is not actually a real place full of actual human beings, instead a vague concept where everything's grey and miserable and (to the slightly less ignorant) full of violent ethnic tensions, and if you try to explain why that's the popular Western conception of the place and why things got so miserable from the late 80s onward they'll just call you a tankie

Good time to link the The Fall Of Communism As Seen Through Gay Pornography video essay

real punk is about superficially aligning your politics or aesthetics with a counter-culture while ultimately holding mainstream and/or conservative political views

The worst thing about morrissey is that he gets it