entre caníbales

whenever i hold an english guide tour and i have to say the phrase “six to seven hours”, know that every fibre of my being is fighting against doing that goddamn gesture with my hands. I’ve succumbed to the desire but twice: the first time, a young child whipped his head up like a rabbit who just heard a gunshot, and the second, a teenage boy rolled his eyes so far back into his head that he could commune with god up in heaven

Vaderfett where rexwalker is a part of his past has so much flavour, it brings such a wonderful despair to an attraction to Fett that would fuck him up and, most importantly, be something he could use to further torture himself. naturally Vader who’s fucked a clone in the past would be both for and against fucking another clone as a proxy. the thing is, if Vader slipped and ever accidentally called Fett captain, Fett would pull out and break up at hyperspeed. probably blow up his modified TIE and his Venerator on his way out too