Living on the edge of Internet fame

a real true mutual waits until you are opening tumblr at work to reblog sexually explicit art

april fools day is actually the most sensible day of the year because it's the only day on which people will read something on the internet and stop for a second to consider whether or not it's actually true

By this point Loch Ness is probably the inland body of water we can be most sure doesn't have a monster in it.

where's that post of someone getting a letter from their bank like "dear keith we realise you're just taking the piss but every time you venmo your mate for 'al-qaeda training camp' we do have to, by law, fill out a lot of boring paperwork for the police so we'd really appreciate it if you'd stop doing that"

Hello we are your bank. Stop pretending to be terrorist.

incredibly done my friend exactly the kind of thing i was hoping for

i am a biological machine that turns cold cans of Campbell’s soup into shareholder value and nude selfies

I think War Thunder should add UFOs just so we can see what we learn from the forums.

"can we normalize-" NO!!!!!! we do not need to expand whats considered normal!!! we need to teach people to stop reacting judgmentally when encountering something new and weird!!!! things dont need to be normal to be respected!!!!!!!!!!

one time I had this dream that I logged on to amazon and my account had like negative four trillion dollars because i accidentally bought the city of Paris