sophie.

Anyone: Hey (asks about a special interest of mine)? Me: Becomes an unskippable cutscene

unwilling narrator

the weight of a story is hard to bear but someone's gotta be atlas

it looks like ridely and isabelle are snake and cloud’s fursona’s

If i knew like 5% less about video games and you tried to tell me which of these characters were named Snake and Cloud and which ones were named Ridley and Isabelle i would NOT believe you

GENTLE I MEANT GENTLE!!!!!!!!

Scrolling, sees this image, has to read the whole post to see what possible context it could have

sorry i was so weird but you invoked a topic i am incapable of being normal about

if i lived a few thousand years ago i would be hailed as a seer or a prophet because of my ability to fear things before they happen. nowadays they just put you on prozac and disregard your visions

Nice neopronouns. What positions would you like me to take you in?

I could have lived in peace (stayed warm in my bed) but my enemies (job that pays my bills) brought me war (e-mails i have to respond to)

Just realized my married friends can never commit the sin of premarital sex again how fucked up is that

Sad! Oh well, there’s other sins.

Name 5

I can name 7