don’t mistake my nice for naïve

posting is a stress response

Give me less "being kind requires zero effort" and more "being kind is worth the effort it takes."

another underappreciated tumblr feature that you dont get on other sites is the queue. i love it when something i thought was funny six months ago and then forgot about a week later crawlts its way out of the processing vortex and i get to see it all over again.

you should queue this post it would be funny and grant me immortality

you motherfuckers put me in the processing vortex

THE TIME LOOP

making this unrebloggable. die.

LIVE ONCE MORE BY MY WHIM

Cinderella but its about a butch lesbian who lost her strap

i can say anything on this site

so anyways yeah i like the idea of forcing open the mouth of a pretty girl who used to be quite religious and stuffing it full of her rosary. i wanna see that delicate cross sitting on the full curve of her lower lip. i wanna make her pray for me on her knees while i hold her jaw and make fun of her for drooling around it and making a mess. full mouth and empty cunt. dripping down her thighs onto the hardwood floor. i want her to debase herself for me. forget what her religion ever meant to her more than a way to entertain me