emos in space

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

fuckkkkkk I cleared the time loop first try

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

okay first of all unclench your jaw

image description: tweet by @/SillyBWoman, reading: Everything I say is a joke Unless you agree And in that case Speak to me privately I have even crazier ideas /end description

u could resurface a hockey rink w that ass cause it's so zamn boney