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doyoulovethewayzeylily

you'll feel like a total dipshit train wreck and no matter what some girl is gonna see you and think "role model". you can't kill yourself you have to go be clocky in the gas station so a 14 year old can have the trajectory of her life altered forever

edwardbateman

this is what is happening between us when i like your vent post

maudgone

Poop before shower ultimate power

Poop after bath you're on the wrong path

zinesbycee

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

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potoh

A jungle for the house tigers.

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charl0ttan

What color do you think pairs best with RED?

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#red + orange cuz it's my favorite color #🔥💥🍁 see what i mean? don't they look nice together

worrywyrms

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prokopetz

I know it's not great from, like, a Being Functional Or Secure standpoint, but aesthetically I kind of love how websites for banks and universities and government agencies and such just sort of accrete layer upon layer of technologies without ever taking the lower layers out of the stack, and if you need to do something sufficiently obscure eventually you'll break through to some Web 1.0-looking form with a "Last Modified" footer whose timestamp isn't part of this millennium.

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turing-tested

Sorry am on lsd. Shouldn't have told you 2 eat a sandwich. That is your decision not mine. Sorry

this ask is so awesome. my favorite part is I can't find the other ask they're apologizing for.

caffeinewitchcraft

"What's the difference between a medium and a large?" the customer asked.

My newest rookie's eyes widened. "One second." He switched off his mic and grabbed a sharpie and a discarded receipt. After a moment of scribbling, he triumphantly said into the headset, "About ten ounces."

"...I meant price."

Two baristas ducked behind the counter, snickering into the milk fridges.

The rookie's shoulders slumped. He clicked two buttons on the register. "Eighty cents."

"I'll take the small."

He mimed choking himself but quickly stopped when he saw me watching. "That'll be $5.75 at the window."

fluffysheeple

christian bad driver: my guardian angel watches over me, I don't need to look before I merge

atheist bad driver: I will rely on my own skill to see myself safely home after a mere 8 drinks

agnostic bad driver: no one knows where all these dents and scratches came from

sawed-on-shotgun

i am of the sincere belief that if ur on ur computer a lot you should visually customize it to high hell and back not just for funsies but also because it has literally made me less depressed before. its kind of like how rearranging your bedroom is good for your brain, yknow. i do stuff like this every few months

sawed-on-shotgun

and if anyone wants to follow suit

LIVE WALLPAPER: wallpaper engine. only thing on here that costs any money (its like 5 bucks on steam). im sure theres free alternatives but this one has a lot of presets and stuff so its less hassle and its what i use. might be a bad idea for lower end pcs tho

CUSTOM TASKBAR: retrobar on github (lots of different options)

CUSTOM CURSOR: theres a lot of places to find these, but rw-designer open cursor library is a good place to start

DISCORD: betterdiscord, im using the clearvision v7 theme with a custom background

EXTENSIONS (these are for firefox, might or might not exist on other browsers):

tabliss for the new tab theme

stylus for tumblr -> specifically the 'tumblr - custom dashboard pallette' theme for colors + bg, and this for the pre-twitterifcation layout

enhancer for youtube for custom youtube colors

the browser theme is just one i found on the firefox theme 'store'

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64mpg

(emerges 3 hours later covered in blood) i figured out what emotion i was feeling

gremlininho

let me. innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

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