people literally compliment each other like wow you were so ugly before, you're doing a way better job of having an appearance that signals belonging to dominant hegemonic social categories now

Nooo don’t worry my pyramid scheme is queer owned

Oh you thought I would be your golden retriever boyfriend? Sorry I’m your husky boyfriend. AWOWOOOOOROTOTOOOOOOAUAUAUAUAUAUAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAWAWAEAEAEAEAWAWAWAWAWAAAAAAAAA

when u plug a phone into a computer the comupter always charges the phone even if she has less charge than the phone bc the computer thinks that due to her size she always needs to provide for those smaller than her even when it hurts her more than it helps others. btw

and when’s the hidden supernatural episode where cas confesses his undying love for dean going to air? wait..

the universe is expanding because the past has nowhere to go so the present has to get bigger to fit it

head not empty, many abstract uncommunicatable thoughts