life is so much better when you have a work of fiction to obsess over

Its so beautiful that God created sadists and masochists to have sex with each other

“word hashtag my word #myword” has done irreversible damage to my vocabulary

"it's inscrutable" maybe to you it is. I scrute it all the time

i scrute the milkfish

ur clothes size doesnt say anything. like it doesnt say anything abt u as a person but it also especially doesnt say anything about what size your clothes are

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

but actually genuinely why is the ant sad and leaving with a bindle

it’s true that video game man is real and he’s in love with me personally

old lady on my bus likes my evil x keyring so much that she’s asked me to get her one. anything for you girl 😁

Ok now the damn bus driver wants one..