Im probably practicing my ocarinas.

everyones gotta stop reblogging this bro they're gonna find it and get so mad they try to strangle me again

ok what the fuck

It sounds like some digital boss theme

@genericdragon

why is “get ___ed idiot” one of the funniest sentences in the english language

get verbed idiot, the sequel to “ok nounboy”

get verbed nounboy

I love it when people describe something that's too big as "fuck off". like this thing is so large. leave.

Reblogging for other dnd nerds

>^>

also here is a whole website that not only has a shit ton of adventures and such but lets you search for any item or npc or whatever and see their stats and info at your fingertips

and here is the same version of the above website except it uses the 5e rules as they existed prior to the 2024 relaunch, which is what you’d prefer

@deconstructthesoup

i dont believe in air frying. sounds like something a mime would do.

i must take painkillers. painkillers are the pain killer

N64 graphical glitch

your dog is clipping through the environment and you're laughing